Grabbing someone’s ass doesn’t count as capturing them!
– Kathy Bryson
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- I’m an ???,- the voice on the phone said. -œA complete and total ass. – Kathy Bryson
- Don’t pinch that guy’s ass. He’s a leprechaun. – Kathy Bryson
- There is no compromise when it comes to someones delicate feelings, the only way out is to stop pretending and set yourself free from someones life. – Michael Bassey Johnson
- I heard -˜naked’ and -˜full of hot air.’ I try not to let that be my first impression of anyone. – Kathy Bryson
- I am always a perfect gentleman. If you ever want me to not be a perfect gentlemen, you’ll have to ask and not be crying when you do. – Kathy Bryson
- You are never to drive like that,- I told them. -œEven if you are ever wealthy enough to own a Jaguar. – Kathy Bryson
- How would we get corporate sponsorship if we were just a bunch of thugs? – Kathy Bryson
- I love the man,- Megan said as she took a seat, -œbut honestly he needs to learn when not to agree with me. – Kathy Bryson
- It was a sign of how worried and confused I was that I wasn’t completely distracted by the sight of his powerful thighs flexed in front of me. – Kathy Bryson
- Jinx, I know you just lost your grandfather, but you straighten out your tone right now or I will smack you one! – Kathy Bryson
- Ah, that’s just sean nós singing and dancing. Something to do around the pub of an evening. – Kathy Bryson
- No, really,- she said. -œWe get it. Sometimes the guy just makes you crazy, even if you do love him. – Kathy Bryson
- You could have agreed to disagree,- Megan argued. -œThen you could kiss and make up. That could be fun. – Kathy Bryson
- You can’t have it both ways. Either I’m Irish and can talk, or I’m a man and I can’t. – Kathy Bryson
- That’s not Eire. Everyone always thinks that, but we’re not shamrocks and wee men. You should know the difference. – Kathy Bryson
- Everyone helping out was supposed to make me feel better, but it actually made me feel more like a screw up. – Kathy Bryson
- Now, where had I heard drinking and brawling before? Oh right, Ashley’s father. Well, I wasn’t doing that again. – Kathy Bryson
- That was one tiny trailer when both girls wanted to watch TV or use the computer or the bathroom at the same time. – Kathy Bryson
- Nothing good can come from a crack of dawn meeting on a Monday morning. – Kathy Bryson Fighting Mad
- It was easy to imagine he’d just rolled out of bed and then it was easy to imagine him in bed and I wasn’t going there. – Kathy Bryson
- Take some advice from an old farmer. You’re in business now. Take the money. You’d be amazed at how many don’t want to pay. – Kathy Bryson
- My inner bitch could handle this peon without even breaking a sweat. – Kathy Bryson
- Everything you’re telling me was just a story, and now it’s real. – Kathy Bryson
- A leprechaun did not just kill off my car in a hailstorm. – Kathy Bryson
- Oh, you’re hardly one to talk. Look where ogling a man got you. – Kathy Bryson
- You didn’t make her sue you, even if you did punch her at that wedding. – Kathy Bryson
- Are you trying to seduce me or trick me? – Kathy Bryson
- No one ever said you can’t have world dominance and a little romance too. – Kathy Bryson
- It was never just about the money. – Kathy Bryson
- She caught you. Therefore she gets your treasure. – Kathy Bryson
- His father was an ass and he is an ass. I imagine sooner than I should like I shall be playing uncle to a litter of asses. – TA Miles
- is it a big ass firm or a big firm ass? – musa nganga
- Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- The law is not an ass but a chameleon in ass skin: it turns deathly black when around blacks and pristine white when around whites – Agona Apell
- I am so tired of begging your sorry ???, chasing your sorry ass down, tying your sorry ass up. ~ Mercy – Lucian Bane
- So because you are converting it, you are grabbing back your life. – Sunday Adelaja
- This is what life is about: seeing new places, meeting new people, grabbing life by the balls and squeezing until it coughs up a story worth telling. – Ruth Cardello
- Idleness for me is not a giving up on life but a spirited grabbing hold of it. – Tom Hodgkinson
- The woman eyed Ubie a moment before grabbing a pen and writing down the dates I had. Ubie eyed her back. Sparks flew. – Darynda Jones
- There is only what you want and what happens. There is only grabbing on and holding tight in the darkness. – Lauren Oliver