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Just relax and breathe through your ass.

Just relax and breathe through your ass.
– Lewis Black

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  2. Let go of the battle. Breathe quietly and let it be. Let your body relax and your heart soften. Open to whatever you experience without fighting. – Jack Kornfield
  3. Breathe. Relax. This too shall pass. – Lee Horbachewski
  4. Don’t you dare come into my world and tell me what color the ocean is! It’s black. Black as midnight. Black and awful! – Nadia Scrieva
  5. Black funeral dress. Black heels. Black headband in my hair. Death has a style all it’s own. I’m glad I don’t have to wear it very often. – Courtney C Stevens
  6. Black rose, black roseWho’s gonna be your only one?Who’s gonna keep you safe and warm?Run, run my baby black roseI’m gonna find you home. – PM Highlanders
  7. I am an educated black woman in a time when educated black people will be called upon to risk everything for the rights of black people everywhere. – Allan Dare Pearce
  8. His father was an ass and he is an ass. I imagine sooner than I should like I shall be playing uncle to a litter of asses. – TA Miles
  9. is it a big ass firm or a big firm ass? – musa nganga
  10. Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  11. I am so tired of begging your sorry ???, chasing your sorry ass down, tying your sorry ass up. ~ Mercy – Lucian Bane
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  13. She read books as one would breathe air, to fill up and live. She read books as one would breathe ether, to sink in and die. – Annie Dillard
  14. To start any thing is like to breathe in open air, to complete it is like to breathe in no air. – Murari Sharma
  15. To breathe,to breathe is nothing more than confirmation of the existence of your soulwhether you believe it or not,whether you live or cease to fight – Alba Avila
  16. Learning to breathe fire isn’t nearly as extraordinary as learning to breathe a word of kindness. – Richelle E Goodrich
  17. You don’t drown because you can’t breathe. You drown because you try to breathe what is not breathable. – Katherine Catmull
  18. We breathe in as existence, and breathe out as life. It is the heartbeat of the eternal moment. – Franklin Gillette
  19. We breathe in, we breathe out. We inhale and exhale the same molecules. We are natural recyclers of the same energy, whether or not we realize it. – Catherine Carrigan
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  21. Kiss my ass Rath Roiben Rye – Holly Black
  22. Justice shall be mixed with mercy. You shall not always be an Ass. – CS Lewis
  23. I would like to say that your beauty made it difficult to breathe. – Waylon H Lewis
  24. The best way to get through any challenge is to step back, look up at the sky, breathe deeply in and out, smile if you have to-¦then dive in. – Waylon H Lewis
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  26. She was Black before it was fashionable to be Black. – Gil ScotHerron
  27. My black-headed black-eyed boy. I remember every day of you. How would I forget? – Jamie ONeill
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  29. Imagine life as … black can become white, and white can become black. But white can remain if you show love and respect. – Ibrahim Khidair Ali
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  32. It took around 500 years to human to find out that black people are human and still they don’t know why the universe is black – Emmanuel StPierre
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  34. When Tana was six, vampires were Muppets, endlessly counting, or cartoon villains in black cloaks with red polyester lining. – Holly Black
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  36. Welcome to America, where racism will never end, white don’t respect black, where black skin people are treated like criminals. – Werley Nortreus
  37. Black graffiti on a black helicopter. – The Covert Comic
  38. …The fact that it’s black transforms it. Has the same effect on women that black stockings have on men. – Daphne du Maurier
  39. First time I got the full sight of Shug Avery long black body with it black plum nipples, look like her mouth, I thought I had turned into a man – Alice Walker
  40. Eyes as black and as shiny as chips of obsidian stared back into his. They were eyes like black holes, letting nothing out, not even information. – Neil Gaiman

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