Lecturing Brooks was as useful as lecturing a cat.
– Maureen Johnson
Related Quotes:
- He’s my cat! He’s not God’s cat! Let God have his own cat! Let God have all the damn old cats He wants, and kill them all! Church is mine! – Stephen King
- Those who incite violence have no business lecturing others about unity. – DaShanne Stokes
- The moment was surreal. A sometimes-autistic young man with two identities lecturing a room full of zombies on feelings and realities. – Jonathan Friesen
- Where you look you follow so never look back and never look down. This quote is especially useful if you happen to be riding a horse. – Maureen Gregory
- Even a nonbeliever might find it useful to model himself after God. Very useful, in fact. – Cormac McCarthy
- Every time you try to flirt with her, a puppy dies. – Maureen Johnson
- Fear can’t hurt you. When it washes over you, give it no power. it’s a snake with no venom. – Maureen Johnson
- My final word: don’t follow your dreams . . . chase them. With a stick, or a shovel, or whatever you have handy. Get that [bleep]ing dream! – Maureen Johnson
- Hey! Jack the Wanker! Over here! I want your autograph! – Maureen Johnson
- Money is for doing things, my love. Don’t sit on it like a hen sits on an egg. It doesn’t hatch. I should know. I’ve made enough of it. – Maureen Johnson
- It was as if the news itself wanted to reassure me. Even Jack the Ripper himself had reappeared as part of the greeting committee. – Maureen Johnson
- Did you ask people to crime scenes on dates? – Maureen Johnson
- I sleep better knowing that a naked cork-eater is not sneaking around at night, stealing my underwear. – Maureen Johnson
- I knew it was beautiful, but knowing something is beautiful and caring about it are two very different things, and I didn’t care. – Maureen Johnson
- Irony is the word I forget the meaning of immediately after I look it up, but I kind of feel like I live in a constant state of it. – Maureen Johnson
- Sometimes people graduate but they don’t leave. They hang around for years, for no reason. I would think of ghosts like that, I decided. – Maureen Johnson
- You can’t love a cat the way you love a dag because a cat can not do dog work – nailangel
- A cat is a cat. – Lailah Gifty Akita
- …why is my cat a Muse? the cat has the rare grace of never saying a word too much-• Mark Twain …that’s why … – John Geddes
- A black cat crossing the road is considered bad luck in some cultures. What about the cat’s culture? – Anno Nomius
- They say curiosity killed the cat but I am unconcerned. I am smarter, though slightly less evil, than any cat. – Eliza Crewe
- The hotel was guest-friendly with hourly rates and had enough room to swing a cat, if it were a small cat and you wanted to swing it. – James A Newman
- If man could be crossed with a cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat. – Mark Twain
- A cat’s secrets run so deep that even the cat itself is often unaware. Their mysteries are as natural as whiskers. – Wendy Beck
- Curiosity is the very basis of education and if you tell me that curiosity killed the cat, I say only the cat died nobly. – Arnold Edinborough
- A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not. – Ernest Hemingway
- A cat’s rage is beautiful, burning with pure cat flame, all its hair standing up and crackling blue sparks, eyes blazing and sputtering. – William S Burroughs
- The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants care and shelter. You don’t buy love for nothing. – William S Burroughs
- The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. – William S Burroughs
- As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. – Ellen P Berkeley
- 8. The Cat Who Lived in the PalaceThe cat who lived in the Palace had been awarded the head-dress of nobility and was called Lady Myobu. – Sei Shnagon
- The cat is beauty and the beast, a baffling blend, a wicked feast.For all who dream of varied light, the cat holds both the dark and bright. – Wendy Beck
- I preferred to think of myself as a cat. If I think of my behavior as cat behavior instead of people behavior, it pretty much always makes sense. – Jael McHenry
- A house isn’t a home without the ineffable contentment of a cat with its tail folded about its feet. A cat gives mystery, charm, suggestion. – LM Montgomery
- A fiery little cat you are, Caecelia. Like a lioness in heat, oh how you bloom. – Sai Marie Johnson
- Fearing the unknown within myself has kept me crouching in a corner. I look to see who I am and discover much that is worthy. – Maureen Brady
- I am filled with truth at my center where I once held shame. – Maureen Brady
- Luckily, my job demands constant reading, otherwise I’d have to figure out some other excuse. – Maureen Corrigan
- We do not want to be haunds, teacher. We just want the haunds to go elsewhere for easy prey. – Maureen F McHugh
- I choose what sort of relationship I want to have with my family of origin today. – Maureen Brady