Jokes are many things. ‘Funny’ is only one of them.
– Melinda Chapman
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- Knowing all the languages in the world could help you to really understand all the jokes you can hear… from my future Kids’ Funny Business. – Ivan Stoikov
- My medication must be wearing off I’m starting to think my jokes are funny. – Stanley Victor Paskavich
- It’s sometimes funny to watch some people doing something the wrong way but doing it confidently. Even more funny, they succeeded. – Toba Beta
- I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. – Calvin – Bill Watterson
- I don’t give sick days if you’re playing in the snow.- He’s being funny, or trying to be funny. I can never tell which. – Zoe Cruz
- It’d be funny if one of them was called Gavin. Funny but irrelevant. – John Marsden
- I m not funny, really m not !!! I just tell people the truth, and then they start laughing and say haha you are funny…but seriously m not!!! – shashankbisht
- A lot of people here some South in your mouth, and they automatically think you’re dumb. They think if you talk funny, you are funny. -“ Lloyd Hand – David Pietrusza
- Comedians love people to point and laugh at them, even if they are not funny, naturists don’t, no matter how funny they are. – Roy Station
- That weekend my people brought home a big eared gray scrawny kit.He was so loud and annoying that I did not like him one bit. – Melinda K Trotter
- Don’t be late or I may end up marrying the judge. – Melinda Heald
- Someday my prince will come,- she lamented softly, -œtoo fast. – Melinda DuChamp
- I-¦ I can’t. I wish I were a little bolder.--œWhat for?- the Hatter asked. -œBeing a small rock wouldn’t be much fun. – Melinda DuChamp
- We work all our lives to be who we become. And, it’s who we become that determines what becomes of us. – Melinda West Seifert
- Self-expression has to come out pure. It has to have an environment waiting for it. It has to have a garden it can plant itself in. – Melinda Gebbie
- Self-hatred is the best vehicle for making people do as they’re told because they are hungry to get approval. – Melinda Gebbie
- How can you fall in love at first sight when you can’t even see? – Melinda Cross
- Motherhood doesn’t have a nationality – Melinda Cross
- Motherhood doesn’t have a nationality – Melinda Cross
- She was so exhausted. She slept. She was unaware of Tyler stifling his own grief. – Melinda Heald
- Toilet paper unrolled and slitheredthen wrapped around my tummy.That paper tried to roll me upinto an Egyptian mummy. – Melinda K Trotter
- Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator. – Lemony Snicket
- The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected. – Will Rogers
- I am the illegal alien of commentary. I will do the jokes that no one else will do. – Ann Coulter
- You start out wanting to change the world through language, and end up thinking it’s enough to tell a few good jokes. – David Nicholls
- It was one of God’s jokes that such a dumb mind had been put in such an eloquent body. – Charlaine Harris
- You know, Aunt Tasha makes jokes about how youʹd actually be a better queen than the others, except sometimes . . . I donʹt think sheʹs joking. – Richelle Mead
- Jokes are hilarious only when you take them unreal and dreamlike, otherwise it becomes painful. So I always live otherworldly… – Saket Assertive
- Pointing out the emotion in a scene is like laughing at your own jokes. – Diana Gabaldon
- There is laughter, shrill calls. Everyone is flirting, saying in nudges and jokes and blushing what they would do in private. – Jesmyn Ward
- My space imekuwa null na void hakuna jokes ni poetry na voice so i write for my niggas who will never make it,inspire my friends who already have it. – Budding Dirt
- GreenHollyWood blocked me on skype…, and why???I can’t make black jokes???So you can make, but I can’t so sad! – Deyth Banger
- Jokes about ????s WORKED. – Drew Magary
- Jokes against the legal profession were what the legal profession loved most. – Ian McEwan
- A good joke doesn’t necessarily need appreciation from others. One can freely laugh at one’s own deserving jokes. – Pawan Mishra
- Where did you find construction guys swapping dirty jokes in proto-Númenorean?- Aura asked.-œOn construction sites. Is that coffee ready? – John Barnes
- Lincoln loved other people’s jokes as much as his own. – Richard Brookhiser
- We have nothing to fear from others because approval and acceptance lies within ourselves.from Chapter 4 – Mare Chapman
- Sit back and enjoy. And remember: Always be careful what you say around your kids. – Donna Chapman Gilbert
- Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat’s piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark – Graham Chapman