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I don't see what my arse has to do with enchantings!

I don’t see what my arse has to do with enchantings!
– Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra

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  2. I swear to hold my tongue about it till the end of your worship’s days, and God grant I may be able to let it out tomorrow – Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra
  3. …but once more I say do as you please, for we women are born to this burden of being obedient to our husbands, though they be blockheads – Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra
  4. All kinds of beauty do not inspire love; there is a kind which only pleases the sight, but does not captivate the affections. – Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra
  5. He who sings scares away his woes. – Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra
  6. There is remedy for all things except death – Don Quixote De La Mancha – Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra
  7. After the gratifications of brutish appetites are past, the greatest pleasure then is to get rid of that which entertained it. – Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra
  8. Be slow of tongue and quick of eye. – Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra
  9. A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience. – Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra
  10. Honesty’s the best policy. – Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra
  11. Anyone who is ignorant, even a lord and prince, can and should be counted as one of the mob. – Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra
  12. All sorrows are less with bread. – Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra
  13. A closed mouth catches no flies. – Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra
  14. That which costs little is less valued. – Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra
  15. Tell me thy company, and I’ll tell thee what thou art – Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra
  16. The brave man carves out his fortune, and every man is the sum of his own works. – Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra
  17. …in the worst of circumstances, the hypocrite who pretends to be good does less harm than the public sinner. – Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra
  18. What is it? Tens, I can see the stick up your arse from here. I’m dying remember? Dying people don’t have time for silly moods – Amber Kizer
  19. I thought the fart was a human thing. It’s something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever. – Karl Pilkington
  20. Dad instantly set out his stall:he wanted a big dog, a ‘man dog’,a dog that if it was human would enjoy a pint and stare at the barmaid’s arse – Alan Carr
  21. A despairing arse will never produce a happy fart. – Frater UD
  22. Pete couldn’t believe how sanctimonious somebody could be just because they’d once had a soldering iron stuck up their arse. – Alexei Sayle
  23. To imagine that I was pleased would have been an understatement, if I was a dog, my tail would be wagging my arse off. – Gary Edward Gedall
  24. The Devil has all the best tunes? My arse! Metalville just got a new sheriff. – Mark Rice
  25. Religion and nationalism? I defecate on the altar of religious conviction, and wipe my arse on the flag of national pride. – Ian Martin
  26. Destiny can sometimes be history coming back to bite you in the arse. – Hal Duncan
  27. I kicked your arse and handed it to you like a hat. – Suzanne M Sabol
  28. What an almighty balls-up. Who snorts a wasp? No sane person snorts a live wasp. It’s like putting your hand up a tiger’s arse. – Egg – Jamie Scallion
  29. Ophelia was beating some poor underling for not knowing her arse from the sparse collection of cells between her ears. – Molly Harper
  30. Why, oh why was I standing entranced when I should have been releasing my inner she wolf on his arse? – Lilly James
  31. …if you bare your arse to a vengeful unicorn, the number of possible outcomes dwindles to one. – David Mitchell
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  33. A man’s whole life / may be a metaphor – but a woman’s lot / is symbol. – Lorna Dee Cervantes
  34. I come to a world of iron to make a world of gold. – Cervantes
  35. Animales depend on us to take care of them. – Angela Cervantes
  36. Such a nice ring-¦Dead Furry Friends Animal Shelter-¦so warm and comforting. – Angela Cervantes
  37. What you are seeing and hearing right now is nothing but a dream. You are dreaming right now in this moment. You are dreaming with the brain awake. – Miguel Ruiz
  38. Without passion, nobody can truly commit to anything and without optimism, positive outcomes become scarce. – Miguel Reynolds Brandao
  39. The Four Agreements:1. Be impeccable with your word.2. Don’t take anything personally. 3. Don’t make assumptions. 4. Always do your best. – Miguel Ruiz
  40. To be angry implies you care – Miguel Syjuco

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