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Some men's chests are more ????like than some women's ????s.

Some men’s chests are more ????like than some women’s ????s.
– Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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  10. Some people wish they were as happy as or happy like some people think they are. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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  12. Some people respect some people only because some people respect them. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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  15. Some women would not have contracted an STD or STDs had they not been on the pill. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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  17. There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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  20. Worrying about what happened on Monday, or, what might happen on Wednesday, is at the expense of one’s Tuesday. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  21. Whenever I encounter writer’s block, I stop writing -¦ with my hands; and I then start writing with my legs. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  22. Intelligence is a way of thinking, not a choice of words. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  23. If growing up means not seeing one’s family and friends on the regular-”all in the name of paying the bills, then growing up is overrated. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  24. Whoever that came up with the idea of people having to have ‘a dream’ sure knew how to keep these creatures called human beings preoccupied. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  25. Rich men use most of their money to get richer. Poor men use most of their money to look richer. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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  28. A writer’s pen depreciates with every word that it writes. Whereas she appreciates with every word that she writes. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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  30. Work is a vehicle with which man chases some fleeting destination called a full tummy. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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  33. A bad handwriting is as annoying to a reader -¦ as an irritating voice is to a listener. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  34. Being forever available to the rest of the world is overrated. I mean, what are ‘missed calls’ invented for? – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  35. Smartphones are tools which fools fiddle with when they are around people that they don’t have the courage, or, the intellect, to converse with. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  36. Employment was invented to make education seem useful. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  37. Self-employed people work where they live. Entrepreneurs live where they work. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  38. A promotion is an illusionary solution out of an indebted employee’s pit of debt. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  39. Retirement is a stage where an employer discards an employee that he cannot exploit further. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  40. Marriage is the commodification of affection, copulation, and, reproduction. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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