Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out?
– Molly Harper
Related Quotes:
- Ask broad questions and you’ll get more than one answer. Ask specific questions and you’ll get no answer. – SD Lawendowski
- find the lead domino, and whack away at it until it falls. – Gary Keller
- Wait until you meet my family. At Thanksgiving, we kill everything we can find, put it into a pot, and call it ‘holiday gumbo’. – Molly Harper
- Our lives are shaped by the questions we ask. Good questions lead to good outcomes. Bad questions lead to bad outcomes. – Michael Hyatt
- Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. – Elizabeth Cohen
- Let my heart fall into your life. Let my heart fall into your hand. Let it fall, let it fall – my heart to your heart. – Kristian Goldmund Aumann
- There are questions that are not meant to be answered with words. Some questions take a lifetime to answer. Take action. – JR Rim
- There will always be more questions. Every answer leads to more questions. The only way to survive is to let some of them go. – David Levithan
- Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. – Woody Allen
- You don’t need to see the answer. You just need to ask the questions and believe the answer exists. – Robin Sacredfire
- You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone. – John Madden
- You’re asking me? The Whack-O from loony town!- she snapped at him. – Beth Bares
- I didn’t dare put down the staff with Etienne popping in and out like a half-burned, bloodsucking whack-a-mole. – Suzanne Johnson
- Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you’re the one getting slapped with the stick. – Carroll Bryant
- Let people stick to their philosophy, you stick to your passion. – Amit Kalantri
- When you feel you are badly falling into the emptiness, stick to the reason , stick to the logic; they will reverse the situation! – Mehmet Murat ildan
- Society tends to stick labels on everything and everyone. The label that is given to you will stick with you for a lifetime. – Kenneth Eade
- Not all the problems must be solved! Stick to this philosophy and you will save awful a lot of time! Stick to this philosophy! – Mehmet Murat ildan
- There are no foolish questions and no man becomes a fool until he has stopped asking questions. – Charles Proteus Steinmetz
- Listen until you’re the smartest.Learn until you’re the wisest.Live until you’re the merriest.Love until you’re the kindest. – Matshona Dhliwayo
- Well, that cinched it. He was an ???????. I was definitely going to end up sleeping with him. – Molly Harper
- Did I just get psychically pimp-slapped by a little old lady? – Molly Harper
- Wait, Richard Cheney, as in ???? Cheney? You’re a vampire named ???? Cheney? Somehow, that makes you seem more evil. – Molly Harper
- My grandma Ruthie, Jettie’s sister, had been married four times, so many times I started calling every old man I saw at the grocery store Grandpa. – Molly Harper
- Misery, thy name is Mudslide – Molly Harper
- Zeb was kindergarten teacher–a good one. I always thought it was because he was the same emotional age as his students. – Molly Harper
- Leaving knots untied and scattering seeds to distract them will only work on vampires with OCD. – Molly Harper
- Some vampires wouldn’t react if you shoved a rosary down their pants, though I wouldn’t recommend testing the theory. – Molly Harper
- This is not how people behave in a Cracker Barrel! – Molly Harper
- I don’t care what tomorrow brings, as long as I have you. – Molly Harper
- There was not a lot of room for someone like me, who kept the gossip mill running like a hamster wheel. – Molly Harper
- Go on, you’ve claimed your thirty pieces of silver, go do something crazy like put gas in that ????? replacement you call transportation. – Molly Harper
- Ah, spite, the stuff of fairy tales. – Molly Harper
- Hi Maggie, it’s nice to see you again,’ he said, smiling so sweetly I thought I might need insulin. – Molly Harper
- …I supplied in a tone so saccharine that it should have tipped him off that his testicular health was in serious peril. – Molly Harper
- Ophelia was beating some poor underling for not knowing her arse from the sparse collection of cells between her ears. – Molly Harper
- Love? Love is for children and poor people… – Molly Harper
- Wonder is always difficult until you forgive whoever destroyed your love of surprises. – Edmond Manning
- Fall is the season of beauty and delicious food. Be grateful for the change of scenery, and try observing it to get more book ideas. – BA Gabrielle
- Whenever we make the choice to bring fear into the light with truth-seeking questions, we shall find soul-growing answers. – Molly Friedenfeld