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What man didn't enjoy a beautiful woman curled up in his lap, even if she did treat him like a scratching post every time she woke up?

What man didn’t enjoy a beautiful woman curled up in his lap, even if she did treat him like a scratching post every time she woke up?
– Paige Tyler

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