A beautiful woman can have almost any man she wants. A rich man can have almost any woman he wants.
– Oliver Gaspirtz
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- What a woman wants is a reaction. What a man wants is a woman. – Charles Bukowski
- A man wants to see a woman as an angel of imagination, but a woman wants to prove that she is a person. – Debasish Mridha
- If a woman does not want she actually wants, if she wants she certainly wants it! – Thiruman Archunan
- A woman always wants to change her man but a man wants her to be unchanged. – Debasish Mridha
- Always think about loyal not for beautiful,about true not for rich,because if you have your loyal and true,you have your beautiful and rich – Jarman Sandhu
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- What every man should desire is an ugly woman with a beautiful heart, not a beautiful woman with an ugly heart. – Michael Bassey Johnson
- One wants to be understood because one wants to be loved, and one wants to be loved because one loves. – Marcel Proust
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- There is a great deal of difference between an eager man who wants to read a book and a tired man who wants a book to read. – GK Chesterton
- There is a great deal of difference between an eager man who wants to read a book, and a tired man who wants a book to read. – GK Chesterton
- Every woman is beautiful. Every woman is amazing because every woman’s heart is filled with the motherly instinct of unconditional love. – Debasish Mridha
- A woman in her glory, a woman of beauty, is a woman who is not striving to become beautiful or worthy or enough. – John Eldredge
- It’s odd how fast a beautiful woman can turn a guy’s mind into lint storage. Just by being a beautiful woman. – Dennis Lehane
- I don’t need the most beautiful woman in the world I just need a woman who makes my world beautiful – JBonner
- An angry woman is a bitch. An angry man is strong, whereas, a sad man or a fearful man is a wimp. A sad or fearful woman is frail. – Irene Tomkinson
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her. – Oliver Oliver Reed
- Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him. – Oliver Oliver Reed
- Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white. – Oliver Oliver Reed
- Chuck Norris can divide by zero. – Oliver Oliver Reed
- Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg. – Oliver Oliver Reed
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order. – Oliver Oliver Reed
- For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one. – Oliver Oliver Reed
- Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye. – Oliver Oliver Reed
- When Chuck Norris calls 911 it’s to ask if everything is ok. – Oliver Oliver Reed
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, -œSorry, no professionals. – Oliver Oliver Reed
- If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they’d still be brother and sister. – Oliver Oliver Reed
- Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum. – Oliver Oliver Reed
- What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not everyone’s been on a 747. – Oliver Oliver Reed
- Yo Mama’s like a library, open to the public. – Oliver Oliver Reed
- Yo Mama’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman! – Oliver Oliver Reed
- Yo Mama’s so fat her ???? cheeks have different area codes. – Oliver Oliver Reed
- Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside. – Oliver Oliver Reed