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Good things you have to make happen. Bad things happen all by themselves.

Good things you have to make happen. Bad things happen all by themselves.
– Oliver Gaspirtz

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  8. When you start to make things happen, you really begin to believe that you can make things happen. And that makes things happen. – David Allen
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  10. Only themselves understand themselves and the like of themselves,As souls only understand souls. – Walt Whitman
  11. Bad people need a law to prove themselves but A good people don’t need a law to prove themselves – Prerna Banswal
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  13. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him. – Oliver Oliver Reed
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  20. When Chuck Norris calls 911 it’s to ask if everything is ok. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  21. Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, -œSorry, no professionals. – Oliver Oliver Reed
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  23. Yo Mama’s like mustard, she spreads easy. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  24. Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  25. What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not everyone’s been on a 747. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  26. Yo Mama’s like a library, open to the public. – Oliver Oliver Reed
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