Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back.
– Richard Belzer
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- If there is no justice in a country, who can claim that, that country is a country? An injustice country is just a rubbish bin! – Mehmet Murat ildan
- Dad instantly set out his stall:he wanted a big dog, a ‘man dog’,a dog that if it was human would enjoy a pint and stare at the barmaid’s arse – Alan Carr
- Each song is a child I nourish and give my love to. But even if you have never written a song, your life is a song. How can it not be? – Michael Jackson
- A tapping foot isn’t the best a listener can get from a song: A good song makes a listener dance. A great song makes him think. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- One day a man has a job, and life is full of possibilities. The next day the job and the car are gone, and the man cannot look his wife in the eye. – Anita Shreve
- As a woman I have no country. As a woman I want no country. As a woman, my country is the whole world. – Virginia Woolf
- A great Country is not the Country with a great population,but a Country with a great number of persons that believe in entrepreneurship. – AuliqIce
- When you play, play hard; when you work, don’t play at all. – Theodore Roosevelt
- Business is like a game and you play the game only in two ways. Either you play to Win or Play not to Lose – Qasid Parkar
- who ever play with play will cry with play – Bello Salihu
- You play with ice – you get cold.You play with fire – you get burnt.you play with me – you get lucky. – Anthony T Hincks
- Assad whistled a few notes of one of his native country’s melancholic songs. It sounded as though he was whistling backwards – Jussi AdlerOlsen
- When doing a job -” any job -” one must feel that he owns it, and act as though he will remain in that job forever. – Hyman G Rickover
- You don’t think any job’s a job unless it’s your job. – Last Man Standing
- What happens outside you, and what happens inside you – happens in two entirely different worlds. You can take charge of only one of these worlds. – Manoj Arora
- Never job backwards. What might have been was a waste of time. – Ian Fleming
- All story fiction is both truth that happens and never happens. Fiction is always about humanity, even if no subject is humanitarian or even human. – Richard Bunning
- If you have a dog, you will most likely outlive it; to get a dog is to open yourself to profound joy and, prospectively, to equally profound sadness. – Marjorie Garber
- The saying goes that for a wound caused by dog bite to heal you have to eat that same dog, and I did scoop up a mouthful for myself – Han Kang
- You will never know loneliness when you have a dog, when you lose that dog it will be loneliness like you’ve never known. – Michael P Naughton
- Touch not the fighting-dog without a glove.Give me a fighting-dog and I come alive.Fighting-dogs always meant more to Tom Mitchell than people. – John Duncan
- To most Americans, a dog is a potential mate. To some Chinese, a dog is potential meat. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- Why does watching a dog be a dog fill one with happiness? – Jonathan Safran Foer
- When I came out of anesthesia, I wanted two things: my husband and my dog. They wouldn’t let the dog in the recovery room. – Sandy Nathan
- If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man. – Mark Twain
- The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his. – James Thurber
- LOOK AT HIM! Mum, LOOK! OUR NEW DOG! ISN’T HE A BEAUTY?--œAnother DOG!- came Maia’s amazed voice. – Sonal Panse
- A dog is a dog, a bird is a bird, and a cat is a person. – Mugsy Peabody
- Be prepared. A dog is adorable and noble.A dog is a true and loving friend. A dogis also a hedonist. – Mary Oliver
- He’s a sub dog. How did she find a sub dog? – Lexi Blake
- He’s a sub dog. How did she find a sub dog? – Lexi Blake
- Thou calledst me a dog before thou hadst a cause,But since I am a dog, beware my fangs. – William Shakespeare
- There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won’t, and that’s a wife who can’t cook and will. – Robert Frost
- We must be more and more to each other, my dear wife.’ -Charles Darwin to wife Emma upon loss of daughter Annie – Deborah Heiligman
- I wouldn’t be a good wife, but I would be a wife in a way that was cinematically compelling. – Gabby Bess
- I have a theory that while a man might not always get the wife he wants or needs, he always gets the wife he deserves. – Marlon James
- A salary is, to a man’s employer, what his wife’s ?????? is to his wife: a tool used to (1) reward; and (2) control him. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- A righteous wife is a respectful wife. – Habeeb Akande
- The better the wife,the happier the man.The happier the man,the happier the wife. – Matshona Dhliwayo
- Not much of a childhood, Cass. When did you get to play?-With a frown, she said, -œI played.--œYou took apart your robot dog. – Michelle OLeary