…personal torture instructor…I mean physical therapist.
– Simone Elkeles
Related Quotes:
- Consider me your candy stripper… I mean striper. – Simone Elkeles
- And my piece of advice is…don’t flirt with any of the female instructors. They all have access to weapons bigger than yours. – Simone Elkeles
- When they’re together, the world could fall apart around them and they’d never notice or care as long as they have each – Simone Elkeles
- If my name was Richard, I’d go by Richard or Rich…not ????. Hell I’d even settle for being called Chard. – Simone Elkeles
- Fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class – Hope your surgery went well! – Simone Elkeles
- Next time I want to do something nice, slap me. – Simone Elkeles
- Dios mio, I think my brother lost his balls somewhere between here and Mexico. Or maybe Brittany has them zipped inside that fancy purse (of hers). – Simone Elkeles
- Can I request another peer guide, One who isn’t so happy to be at school at 7:30 a.m.? – Simone Elkeles
- Girls like you want to cut guy’s nuts off and hang ’em from your rearview mirror. – Simone Elkeles
- But wishes are only granted in fairy tales. – Simone Elkeles
- Tell me what we had was real, I whisper. – Simone Elkeles
- Daddy, What’s the horizontal tango? – Simone Elkeles
- Our lie is like a cancer that’s spread to every single area of our lives. – Simone Elkeles
- Tofu tacos are not Mexican. I think putting tofu on anything and calling it Mexican is an insult to my people. – Simone Elkeles
- Makin’ mistakes ain’t a crime, you know. What’s the use of having a reputation if you can’t ruin it every now and then? – Simone Elkeles
- Being brave is not as easy as it looks. – Simone Elkeles
- I wish I could turn back time, but I can’t. I made a stupid decision because I thought I was invincible, and I’ll pay for it the rest of my life. – Simone Elkeles
- Every song may be someone’s personal implement of torture. – Francine Prose
- We never choose which words to use, for as long as they mean what they mean to mean, we don’t care if they make sense or nonsense. – Norton Juster
- Make the mental physical, and the physical mental, and things will improve. – AM Homes
- Mainfest your fate on a daily basis though intention in the non-physical world and action in the physical world. – Russell Eric Dobda
- Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with. – Robert Brault
- Growth is a slow process and so is change in behaviour. The therapist must be patient with the process. – Garry L Landreth
- It is easier to tell our therapist about our sex life than it is to tell our accountant about our finances. – Vicki Robin
- Someone’s therapist knows all about you. – Dominic Riccitello
- The role of the therapist is to reflect the being/accepting self that was never allowed to be in the borderline. – Michael Adzema
- A therapist who rushes to help forgets to listen. – Noam Shpancer
- Lost. The therapist made it sound as if the person could be found. As if death wasn’t final and irrevocable. – Lurlene McDaniel
- Surely a good therapist should produce a Dorian Gray-style portrait from under the couch so the patient can see the person they really are. – Rosamund Lupton
- Two fairies were sleeping peacefully on his bed. Dinnie was immediately depressed. He knew that he did not have enough money to see a therapist. – Martin Millar
- My therapist and I even have a joke about it: shit is truly ????ed up when I start threatening to take a road trip. – Chris Gethard
- Unfortunately, mental health is so misunderstood that some people think you have to be crazy to need to speak to a therapist. – Nicole Curtis
- My therapist told me that I over-analyze everything. I explained to him that he only thinks this because of his unhappy relationship with his mother. – Michelle Templet
- Your spiritual and physical growth depends mainly on your time management and personal relationship with God – Sunday Adelaja
- Sex is the physical expression of a tribute to personal values. – Ayn Rand
- To make a real independent film where the filmmaker is in charge creatively, one must sacrifice personal, financial, and physical well-being. – Mark Polish
- Obviously life was a mean girl, and she was its bitch. – Naima Simone
- Personal experience is the slowest way of learning. Combine your personal experience with other people’s experiences. – Mensah Oteh
- When you let it get personal, the cost becomes personal too. You’re opening your own heart here. You sure you want to do that? – Michael Marshall Smith
- Keep the personal, personal and do not be guilty of spreading bad feelings. – John Patrick Hickey