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Consider me your candy stripper... I mean striper.

Consider me your candy stripper… I mean striper.
– Simone Elkeles

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  6. Next time I want to do something nice, slap me. – Simone Elkeles
  7. Dios mio, I think my brother lost his balls somewhere between here and Mexico. Or maybe Brittany has them zipped inside that fancy purse (of hers). – Simone Elkeles
  8. Can I request another peer guide, One who isn’t so happy to be at school at 7:30 a.m.? – Simone Elkeles
  9. Girls like you want to cut guy’s nuts off and hang ’em from your rearview mirror. – Simone Elkeles
  10. But wishes are only granted in fairy tales. – Simone Elkeles
  11. Tell me what we had was real, I whisper. – Simone Elkeles
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  13. Our lie is like a cancer that’s spread to every single area of our lives. – Simone Elkeles
  14. Tofu tacos are not Mexican. I think putting tofu on anything and calling it Mexican is an insult to my people. – Simone Elkeles
  15. Makin’ mistakes ain’t a crime, you know. What’s the use of having a reputation if you can’t ruin it every now and then? – Simone Elkeles
  16. Being brave is not as easy as it looks. – Simone Elkeles
  17. I wish I could turn back time, but I can’t. I made a stupid decision because I thought I was invincible, and I’ll pay for it the rest of my life. – Simone Elkeles
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  19. She was no stripper with a heart of gold, that was for sure. A heart of steel, more like. – Shannon Celebi
  20. And vampires never sparkle unless they just ate a stripper. – James R Tuck
  21. That’s what I consider true generosity: You give your all, and yet you always feel as if it costs you nothing. – Simone de Beauvoir
  22. I consider my wife and children in all things; yet, I must consider Amara also. – AH Septimius
  23. Consider a man’s good qualities, and consider his faults; and judge his character by that which is more. – Thiruvalluvar
  24. We never choose which words to use, for as long as they mean what they mean to mean, we don’t care if they make sense or nonsense. – Norton Juster
  25. Obviously life was a mean girl, and she was its bitch. – Naima Simone
  26. Just because you consider yourself a genius doesn’t mean you are smart. – Mark W Boyer
  27. If you consider that you are changing it mean that you are getting something And try to be different from yesterday, because it makes you confident – MRishad Sakhi
  28. A woman lives a life of contradictions wrapped inside paradoxes wrapped inside a big candy wrapper. – Boris Fishman
  29. The candy colored coral snake.The iridescent blue-ringed octopus.D̩colletage.Beware of conspicuous beauty.Its venom can be deadly. РKhang Kijarro Nguyen
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  34. Christmas is like candy; it slowly melts in your mouth sweetening every taste bud, making you wish it could last forever. – Richelle E Goodrich
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  40. Wasn’t growing catnip in one’s yard the kitty equivalent of giving candy to children? – Caroline Paul

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