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Cat can have kittens in the oven, girl, but that won't ever make em muffins.

Cat can have kittens in the oven, girl, but that won’t ever make em muffins.
– Stephen King

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  1. He’s my cat! He’s not God’s cat! Let God have his own cat! Let God have all the damn old cats He wants, and kill them all! Church is mine! – Stephen King
  2. The only thing a cat worries about is what’s happening right now. As we tell the kittens, you can only wash one paw at a time. – Lloyd Alexander
  3. Girl listens to radio. Girl finds music. Girl has whole other world.Girl slips on headphones. World gone. – Kathleen Glasgow
  4. They have been eating muffins. That looks like repentance. – Oscar Wilde
  5. In any case, muffins that are only imaginary aren’t liable to get stuck. – Thomas M Disch
  6. Raising children is like baking cookies at high altitudes. The recipe doesn’t work. You must open the oven door and keep checking on the cookies. – Margaret Aranda
  7. Imagination is not an icing on the cake of life but the oven in which it is baked. – Orna Ross
  8. I detest these underdone men, he thought coldly. Boiled looking! Ought to be shoved back in the oven; just one more minute would do it. – F Scott Fitzgerald
  9. It was as unsatisfying as a handjob from someone wearing an oven mitt. – Paul Di Filippo
  10. Best of all are the decorations the grandchildren have made ~ fat little stars and rather crooked Santas, shaped out of dough and baked in the oven. – Gladys Taber
  11. Best of all are the decorations the grandchildren have made ~ fat little stars and rather crooked Santas, shaped out of dough and baked in the oven. – Gladys Taber
  12. Your hair is winter fire,January embers.My heart burns there, too.-Stephen King, IT – Stephen King
  13. Sometimes human places, create inhuman monsters.-• Stephen King, The Shining – Stephen King
  14. Get busy living or get busy dying.--• Stephen King, The Shawshank Redemption – Stephen King
  15. James Altucher reminds me for Stephen King… when is about Stephen King his 2 sons, probably the one or no,no both they look like him. – Deyth Banger
  16. There are people you wont miss, but wont forget either. Those people are unique – Ishak Zaaimia
  17. Be as thou wast wont to be.See as thou wast wont to see. – William Shakespeare
  18. There’s no such thing as free kittens. – Brian P Cleary
  19. I wanted to find a nice quiet spot, go to sleep, and dream about kittens. – John Corwin
  20. You little subs make me nervous. Being around you is too much like walking into a room filled with tiny kittens and trying not to step on one. – Cherise Sinclair
  21. You little subs make me nervous. Being around you is too much like walking into a room filled with tiny kittens and trying not to step on one. – Cherise Sinclair
  22. I hope people don’t take kittens on a whim, like they would a toy, then not care for them. – Shirley Rousseau Murphy
  23. The coldest depth of Hell is reserved for people who abandon kittens. – Robert A Heinlein
  24. Roland of Gilead responded as he ever had and ever would when such useless, mystifying questions were raised: ‘Ka. – Stephen King
  25. She’s the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen, easily the most breathtaking girl in the room. – Marie Lu
  26. …there are worse things than losing the girl. – Stephen King
  27. You can’t love a cat the way you love a dag because a cat can not do dog work – nailangel
  28. A cat is a cat. – Lailah Gifty Akita
  29. …why is my cat a Muse? the cat has the rare grace of never saying a word too much-• Mark Twain …that’s why … – John Geddes
  30. A black cat crossing the road is considered bad luck in some cultures. What about the cat’s culture? – Anno Nomius
  31. They say curiosity killed the cat but I am unconcerned. I am smarter, though slightly less evil, than any cat. – Eliza Crewe
  32. The hotel was guest-friendly with hourly rates and had enough room to swing a cat, if it were a small cat and you wanted to swing it. – James A Newman
  33. A cat’s secrets run so deep that even the cat itself is often unaware. Their mysteries are as natural as whiskers. – Wendy Beck
  34. Curiosity is the very basis of education and if you tell me that curiosity killed the cat, I say only the cat died nobly. – Arnold Edinborough
  35. A cat’s rage is beautiful, burning with pure cat flame, all its hair standing up and crackling blue sparks, eyes blazing and sputtering. – William S Burroughs
  36. The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants care and shelter. You don’t buy love for nothing. – William S Burroughs
  37. The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. – William S Burroughs
  38. As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat. – Ellen P Berkeley
  39. The cat is beauty and the beast, a baffling blend, a wicked feast.For all who dream of varied light, the cat holds both the dark and bright. – Wendy Beck
  40. I preferred to think of myself as a cat. If I think of my behavior as cat behavior instead of people behavior, it pretty much always makes sense. – Jael McHenry

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