Top Oven Quotes

  • It was as unsatisfying as a handjob from someone wearing an oven mitt. – Paul Di Filippo

    It was as unsatisfying as a handjob from someone wearing an oven mitt.– Paul Di Filippo

  • I detest these underdone men, he thought coldly. Boiled looking! Ought to be shoved back in the oven; just one more minute would do it. – F Scott Fitzgerald

    I detest these underdone men, he thought coldly. Boiled looking! Ought to be shoved back in the oven; just one more minute would do it.– F Scott Fitzgerald

  • Imagination is not an icing on the cake of life but the oven in which it is baked. – Orna Ross

    Imagination is not an icing on the cake of life but the oven in which it is baked.– Orna Ross

  • Cat can have kittens in the oven, girl, but that won’t ever make em muffins. – Stephen King

    Cat can have kittens in the oven, girl, but that won’t ever make em muffins.– Stephen King

  • Raising children is like baking cookies at high altitudes. The recipe doesn’t work. You must open the oven door and keep checking on the cookies. – Margaret Aranda

    Raising children is like baking cookies at high altitudes. The recipe doesn’t work. You must open the oven door and keep checking on the cookies.– Margaret Aranda