Top Constipation Quotes

  • Sticking a straw up your ???? won’t get rid of the constipation. – Jess H

    Sticking a straw up your ???? won’t get rid of the constipation.– Jess H

  • If Mother had to be told not to shove the entire brick of Ivory up Junior’s hindquarters, constipation is the least of his problems. – James Lileks

    If Mother had to be told not to shove the entire brick of Ivory up Junior’s hindquarters, constipation is the least of his problems.– James Lileks

  • Why are you worrying about you-know-who?You should be worrying about u-no-poo!The constipation sensation that’s gripping the nation! – JK Rowling

    Why are you worrying about you-know-who?You should be worrying about u-no-poo!The constipation sensation that’s gripping the nation!– JK Rowling

  • -¦of constipation of the brain & diarrhea of the mouth. – Jack Kerouac

    -¦of constipation of the brain & diarrhea of the mouth.– Jack Kerouac

  • Constipation ran Presley’s life. Even his famous motto TCB-”-Š’Taking Care of Business’-”-Šsounds like a reference to bathroom matters. – Mary Roach

    Constipation ran Presley’s life. Even his famous motto TCB-”-Š’Taking Care of Business’-”-Šsounds like a reference to bathroom matters.– Mary Roach