Sticking a straw up your ???? won’t get rid of the constipation.
– Jess H
Related Quotes:
- If you enjoy sticking a straw in a dog’s ear, don’t sit next to the pooch with a milkshake. – Alan Rogers
- They had set forth to rid their town of evil and had managed to rid it of pleasure as well. – Angel Cox
- You can’t rid yourself of freedom the way you’d rid yourself of lice, brother. – Bohumil Hrabal
- Getting rid of the drugs doesn’t get rid of all the other ways you learned to deal with the world. It’s not that easy. – Amy Reed
- Constipation ran Presley’s life. Even his famous motto TCB-”-Š’Taking Care of Business’-”-Šsounds like a reference to bathroom matters. – Mary Roach
- -¦of constipation of the brain & diarrhea of the mouth. – Jack Kerouac
- Why are you worrying about you-know-who?You should be worrying about u-no-poo!The constipation sensation that’s gripping the nation! – JK Rowling
- If Mother had to be told not to shove the entire brick of Ivory up Junior’s hindquarters, constipation is the least of his problems. – James Lileks
- There are people you wont miss, but wont forget either. Those people are unique – Ishak Zaaimia
- Be as thou wast wont to be.See as thou wast wont to see. – William Shakespeare
- Bricks without straw are more easily made than imagination without memories. – Lord Dunsany
- Getting started is the most difficult thing to do; once you file it out, they rest of the journey is as soft as the straw. Be a good beginner. – Israelmore Ayivor
- How readily our thoughts swarm upon a new object, lifting it a little way, as ants carry a blade of straw so feverishly, and then leave it. – Virginia Woolf
- A bloody guy in overalls, wearing a straw hat, began chasing us. He held a saw, pointing it at us. We were gonna die! –The Body By the Tree – Yawatta Hosby
- If I can’t suck your milkshake through a straw, it’s not a milkshake–it’s a glass of ice cream. – Bill Maher
- Born on straw at nightunder low stable rafters,Baby Jesus cried. – Richelle E Goodrich
- The light obtained by setting straw men on fire is not what we mean by illumination. – Adam Gopnik
- And fetch some straw.We’ll put it between us and the ground. No reason we shouldn’t sleep soft tonight.--œStraw. I love luxury. – Joanna Bourne
- Are you coming back to campus or you sticking around here with the prick? – Holly Hood
- my imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. – F Scott Fitzgerald
- Screw your courage to the sticking-place – William Shakespeare
- As a rule children of tough and imperious parents sticking to authoritarian method of upbringing have a victim complex – Sunday Adelaja
- Sticking to old and narrow views of life makes us look foolish in God – Sunday Adelaja
- Thinking sure could get a fellow in a lot of trouble. Almost as much as opening his big gabber and sticking his muddy foot in it. – Gillian Bronte Adams
- Macbeth:If we should fail?Lady Macbeth:We fail?But screw your courage to the sticking place,And we’ll not fail. – William Shakespeare
- Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs – Josh Stern
- The key to sticking with any diet is learning how to control hunger and manage cravings. – Josh Bezoni
- Sticking to one person for a lifetime is not a waste of time or lack of better ones, it means you’ve found your place of eternity. – Michael Bassey Johnson
- And remember, it’s always her fault. That’s your story and you’re sticking to it. – Sherry Argov
- I’m not used to people sticking around when things go bad,- she said, by way of explanation. – Alexander Freed
- Was I sticking around because I really wanted to be with Austin, or because I was afraid no one else would want to be with me? – Lauren Gallagher
- Well, you ought to stick with it, even after you mess up-but sticking with it is a lot easier if you have a family who believes in you. – Kathryn Littlewood
- Look, the truth belongs to the guy who’s best at sticking to his story,’ said Ferguson. – Helen Simonson
- Everyone should be able to attend to his religious as well as his bodily needs without the police sticking their nose in. – Karl Marx
- When he comes back, I’m sticking to him like moss to a stone. You’re going to have to cut me off with a knife to get us separated. – Suilan Lee
- Storytellers don’t show, they tell. I’m sticking with that. – Ashly Lorenzana
- Everyone has bad days…’my Dear MIDDLE FINGER, Thanks for sticking up for me! – Napz Cherub Pellazo
- Christmas works like glue, it keeps us all sticking together. – Rosie Thomas
- There’s always that one guy who gets a hold on you. – Jess Rothenberg
- Then he gave me a sweet kiss as if I was his one and only lover. – Jess C Scott