Top Masturbate Quotes

  • Aww, did we masturbate through the tears last night? – Kresley Cole

    Aww, did we masturbate through the tears last night?– Kresley Cole

  • I decided to masturbate with shampoo instead of conditioner today. Because yolo. Things Jesus never said. – Dave Matthes

    I decided to masturbate with shampoo instead of conditioner today. Because yolo. Things Jesus never said.– Dave Matthes

  • There is no need to masturbate your brain, just to ejaculate your thoughts all over the place – Carroll Bryant

    There is no need to masturbate your brain, just to ejaculate your thoughts all over the place– Carroll Bryant

  • To masturbate is to imagine: physically. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana

    To masturbate is to imagine: physically.– Mokokoma Mokhonoana

  • Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana

    Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.– Mokokoma Mokhonoana

  • Above all others I pity the homeless: where can they go to masturbate? – Robert Clark

    Above all others I pity the homeless: where can they go to masturbate?– Robert Clark