Top Masturbate Quotes
Aww, did we masturbate through the tears last night?– Kresley Cole
I decided to masturbate with shampoo instead of conditioner today. Because yolo. Things Jesus never said.– Dave Matthes
There is no need to masturbate your brain, just to ejaculate your thoughts all over the place– Carroll Bryant
To masturbate is to imagine: physically.– Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.– Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Above all others I pity the homeless: where can they go to masturbate?– Robert Clark