Top Underwear Quotes

  • All he’d done was lose her underwear and practically get her blown up.Hell. This had to be the absolute worst first date of her life. – Tara Janzen

    All he’d done was lose her underwear and practically get her blown up.Hell. This had to be the absolute worst first date of her life.– Tara Janzen

  • If ye wear underwear, it’s a skirt. If ye dinna, it’s a kilt. – Vonnie Davis

    If ye wear underwear, it’s a skirt. If ye dinna, it’s a kilt.– Vonnie Davis

  • That’s what underwear is for, girls, so if an emergency happens you only show your cookies to the people you love. – Laurell K Hamilton

    That’s what underwear is for, girls, so if an emergency happens you only show your cookies to the people you love.– Laurell K Hamilton

  • I sleep better knowing that a naked cork-eater is not sneaking around at night, stealing my underwear. – Maureen Johnson

    I sleep better knowing that a naked cork-eater is not sneaking around at night, stealing my underwear. – Maureen Johnson

  • So I’ve started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don’t need Santa seeing me in my underwear. – Jeff Kinney

    So I’ve started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don’t need Santa seeing me in my underwear.– Jeff Kinney

  • What the hell are you doing with my underwear?- He kept his response flippant. -œI don’t have this color in my collection. – Miranda Liasson

    What the hell are you doing with my underwear?- He kept his response flippant. -œI don’t have this color in my collection.– Miranda Liasson

  • Follow Your Dreams, Except the One Where You’re at School in Your Underwear – Annabel Monaghan

    Follow Your Dreams, Except the One Where You’re at School in Your Underwear– Annabel Monaghan

  • Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside. – Oliver Oliver Reed

    Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.– Oliver Oliver Reed

  • There is no point in housing troubles inside your underwear if you can’t solve them by yourself. – Pawan Mishra

    There is no point in housing troubles inside your underwear if you can’t solve them by yourself.– Pawan Mishra

  • I think my underwear is curling off me like burning paper. – Sally Thorne

    I think my underwear is curling off me like burning paper.– Sally Thorne