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You're not stupid, you're just special! You have morons in your head instead of neurons!

You’re not stupid, you’re just special! You have morons in your head instead of neurons!
– The Fart Blast

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  2. Humans listen to their hearts so ????ing loud that they mute their dumbass brains. – The Fart Blast
  3. Neurons giveth and neurons taketh away. – Abhijit Naskar
  4. Stupid patriarchal culture with stupid ideas of beauty-”stupid me for going along with it. – Marni Bates
  5. To ugly ducklings everywhere,Don’t worry about those fluffy yellow morons:They’ll never get to be swans – Zo Marriott
  6. A deaf and dumb in the mist of morons is a renowed talkative among brains. – Michael Bassey Johnson
  7. Why am I surrounded by sluts and morons? – Abria Mattina
  8. How many would protest if restaurants began serving puppy and kitten flesh instead of calves? Robins instead of hens? Squirrels instead of pigs? – Mango Wodzak
  9. Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet. – Ralph Waldo Emerson
  10. You can’t have a decent party for the survivors of a deadly blast without inviting the person who detonated the explosion. – Anthony Rubino Jr
  11. We were the ones on scene when everything went down. We weren’t better. We weren’t worse. We were just the ones standing in the blast radius. – Mira Grant
  12. Comedy should provoke! It should blast through prejudices, challenge preconceptions; comedy should always leave you different than when it found you. – Duckman Jason Alexander
  13. You must be a blast on long car rides.--œOh, I am. You haven’t experienced fun until you try to ???? in the front seat of a Civic. – Nenia Campbell
  14. In this universe, all we perceive is a virtual reality created by the neurons. – Abhijit Naskar
  15. Genes come together to construct a magnificent life-form, while neurons come together to form our Illusion of Consciousness. – Abhijit Naskar
  16. We are but a bunch of neurons. – Abhijit Naskar
  17. Neurons are built to better remember the incompleted, the unfinished, the uninvited & the unwanted! – Vishwanath S J
  18. Reality is a construct of the neurons. – Abhijit Naskar
  19. -‹The universe perceives itself through us, or to be more specific, through our neurons. – Abhijit Naskar
  20. You die a little inside every time you have joyless sex. Neurons prune back. The good in there withers. And some things never grow back. – Hugh Howey
  21. Anxiety is nothing more than prolonged fear. It comes with prolonged chemical release that does incalculable damage to your neurons over time. – Toni Sorenson
  22. Morality does not come to this mortal world from some imaginary paradise. It rises from the neurons of mortal humans. – Abhijit Naskar
  23. Morality exists in the neurons as a natural sensation. Religion only tries to codify it. – Abhijit Naskar
  24. Practice creates more connections among the neurons, which push you a little further towards perfection. – Abhijit Naskar
  25. He had a real mother, and a stepfather named Bart who Martin called Fart but only with his brothers and James – Marthe Jocelyn
  26. I thought the fart was a human thing. It’s something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever. – Karl Pilkington
  27. Love is like a lost fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably shit. – Stephen K Amos
  28. Need to get to Ruislip by sparrow-fart though’, said the squadron leader. ‘Think you can do that? Can I come along for the ride? – Robert Rankin
  29. A despairing arse will never produce a happy fart. – Frater UD
  30. Laugh and the world laughs with you.Fart and you’re on your own. – Peter James West
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  32. Rotten, dirty, back-slapping, wine-quaffing, haemorrhoid-hosting, goat-shagging, fart-sniffing, Crispin-loving, gold-snatching bastards!!! – Aaron DEste
  33. Nope, you stick out like a fart in a church. – James Patterson
  34. Pity, I’ve learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can’t stand anyone else’s. – Jonathan Tropper
  35. You could make friends with a possessed unicorn, couldn’t you?--œProbably so. We both fart rainbows. – Jamie Farrell
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  37. I fart in your general direction. – Graham Chapman
  38. Life without risks is like a burrito without Tabasco. Bland, but you’ll still fart. – Martyn V Halm
  39. Your job today is to pass gas. You do that and we can start feeding you liquids. No fart, no food. – Khaled Hosseini
  40. And I am nothing if not a stupid, stupid man. – Paul Auster

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