Four out of five doctors prescribe baseball for whatever ails you. The fifth guy is a quack.
– Tom Swyers
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- You can learn a lot from a professional baseball player, if you can get one, which obviously you can’t. – Dimitra Ekmektsis
- And if I see you step foot on my property again, I’ll do more than make a phone call,- he says, waving the baseball bat around menacingly. – Sarah Darer Littman
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- As the late baseball manager Sparky Anderson put it: -œLosing hurts twice as bad as winning feels good. – L Jon Wertheim
- It is no coincidence that, on all four sides, in all four corners, the borders of the Roman Empire stopped where wine could no longer be made. – Neel Burton
- Dating someone exclusively for four months in New York is like four years in Anchorage. – Zack Love
- Prepare to evacuate soul in five, in four, three, two, one. – Chuck Palahniuk
- You have two eyes,but the discerning have three.You have two ears,but the wise have four.You have two hands,but the enlightened have five. – Matshona Dhliwayo
- I feel like we can do something really cool to this world. And I fear – at twenty-three, twenty-four, twenty-five – we might forget. – Marina Keegan
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- Picking five favorite books is like picking the five body parts you’d most like not to lose. – Neil Gaiman
- This is the music business. ‘Five years is five hundred years’ – your words. – Jennifer Egan
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- Just five minutes, God, I chant like some hostage negotiator on the brink of a resolution. Five minutes alone. Please, please. Please. – Shannon Celebi
- That will be so amusing! You will have five hundred million little bells,and I shall have five hundred million springs of fresh water… – Antoine de SaintExupry
- The secret to creating a five-star sleeping environment is about using your five senses. – Stan Jacobs
- Five minutes ago is gone, never to be seen again. Five minutes from now, isn’t here yet….What are you going to do with it? – T L Henry
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- If I’d wanted you dead five minutes ago, you’d have died five minutes ago. – Becca Fitzpatrick
- I’m still the same guy you knew five minutes ago. – Kelly Moran
- Whatever you did today is enough. Whatever you felt today is valid. Whatever you thought today isn’t to be judged. Repeat the above each day. – Brittany Burgunder
- Casting my own eye down Fifth Avenue as my belly swelled, I would register with incredulity: Every one of these people came from a woman’s cunt. – Lionel Shriver
- Like young fern shootsmy child’s fingers curled.I did not expect,in the fifth month, frost. – Lian Hearn
- Magic is the fifth fundamental force and is even more mysterious than gravity, which is really saying something. – Jasper Fforde
- The fifth gift is Hope. Through each passage and season, may you trust the goodness of life. – Charlene Costanzo