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Life's a shit sandwich, my ass. Life's a polka and don't you forget it!

Life’s a shit sandwich, my ass. Life’s a polka and don’t you forget it!
– Wally Lamb

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  2. So many bad things have happened to them that they can’t trust the good things. They have to shove them away before someone can get it back. – Wally Lamb
  3. Her shut-eyed smile transformed itself into something else: the smile of someone brave and knowing, someone whose pain had made her wise. – Wally Lamb
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  6. So maybe that’s what love means. Having the capacity to forgive the one who wronged you, no matter how deep the hurt was. – Wally Lamb
  7. Here is a girl who is pretty in a quiet way. I bet she’s had a very sad life. – Wally Lamb
  8. You know what ‘Dolores’ means? It’s Latin, means sadness. Our Lady of Sorrow. Why are you so sad? – Wally Lamb
  9. People walk in the door because they need you to take care of them — to feed them or fix them. – Wally Lamb
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  12. What if I don’t like adventure?Then cultivate a taste for it. Take a chance. That’s how you grow. – Wally Lamb
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  16. Change what you can, accept what you can’t, and be smart enough to know the difference – Wally Lamb
  17. That melting pot stuff was always more about what this country wanted to believe about itself than the way people really felt. – Wally Lamb
  18. A fiction writer weaves a fabric of lies in hopes of revealing deeper human truths. – Wally Lamb
  19. Forget your voice, sing!Forget your feet, dance!Forget your life, live!Forget yourself and be! – Kamand Kojouri
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  21. And there shall come a kingdom in which the lion shall lie down with the lamb. Unfortunately for the lamb it shall be inside the lion! – Greg Curtis
  22. Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote! – Benjamin Franklin
  23. His father was an ass and he is an ass. I imagine sooner than I should like I shall be playing uncle to a litter of asses. – TA Miles
  24. is it a big ass firm or a big firm ass? – musa nganga
  25. Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  26. The law is not an ass but a chameleon in ass skin: it turns deathly black when around blacks and pristine white when around whites – Agona Apell
  27. I am so tired of begging your sorry ???, chasing your sorry ass down, tying your sorry ass up. ~ Mercy – Lucian Bane
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  30. Four young men in motorcycle jackets… set upon the man in khaki shorts and beat him unconscious with his own sandwich board. – Stephen King
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  32. When you love someone, you don’t care that she ate your sandwich. You only hope she found it delicious. – Richelle E Goodrich
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  35. I did an about-face and veered into the sandwich shop. What I ordered is none of your business, but it was really good. – Sue Grafton
  36. A woman is like an egg salad sandwich on a hot Texas day. – CheldonCooper
  37. I’ll pluck out my eye with a pencil and eat it with a Spam and mustard sandwich IF ONLY you’ll sit me at lunch today, MacKenzie! – Rachel Rene Russell
  38. A twelve year old Ben Linus just gave me a chicken salad sandwich, how do you think I am? – Sayiid Jarah
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