Famous Oliver Oliver Reed Quotes

  • Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye. – Oliver Oliver Reed

    Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.– Oliver Oliver Reed

  • Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order. – Oliver Oliver Reed

    Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.– Oliver Oliver Reed

  • For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one. – Oliver Oliver Reed

    For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.– Oliver Oliver Reed

  • Chuck Norris can divide by zero. – Oliver Oliver Reed

    Chuck Norris can divide by zero.– Oliver Oliver Reed

  • Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg. – Oliver Oliver Reed

    Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.– Oliver Oliver Reed

  • Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him. – Oliver Oliver Reed

    Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.– Oliver Oliver Reed

  • Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white. – Oliver Oliver Reed

    Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.– Oliver Oliver Reed

  • Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her. – Oliver Oliver Reed

    Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.– Oliver Oliver Reed