Famous Oliver Oliver Reed Quotes
Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.– Oliver Oliver Reed
Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.– Oliver Oliver Reed
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.– Oliver Oliver Reed
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.– Oliver Oliver Reed
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.– Oliver Oliver Reed
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.– Oliver Oliver Reed
Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.– Oliver Oliver Reed
Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.– Oliver Oliver Reed