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One of my girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern.

One of my girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern.
– Chelsea Handler

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  8. Darwinism is dynamic. It is about change, not stasis; about process, not pattern; about tales, not tableaux; about becoming, not being. – Henry Gee
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  24. Asking for blessings,receiving blessings, becoming a blessing,becoming a source of blessings – Paul Gitwaza
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