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...if you bare your arse to a vengeful unicorn, the number of possible outcomes dwindles to one.

…if you bare your arse to a vengeful unicorn, the number of possible outcomes dwindles to one.
– David Mitchell

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  3. When a person works towards a goal, he or she immediately creates two possible scenarios or outcomes; namely success and failure. – Innocent Mwatsikesimbe
  4. Vengeful conquerors burn books as if the enemy’s souls reside there, too. – James Gleick
  5. Art makes murder into the supreme image of Beauty and in doing so sets free the vengeful God. (referring to Jean Lorrain’s LE VICE ERRANT) – Jennifer Birkett
  6. A merciful heart beats contently stronger than many vengeful ones – Munia Khan
  7. If I ask God to punish my enemy with vengeful prayers,then He is fair to allow the enemy to do the same for me. – Toba Beta
  8. Cries for justice are often the bitter laments of the vengeful. – Wayne Gerard Trotman
  9. You are kind, caring and intrinsically good. I am hateful, vengeful and intrinsically evil. – EL Wicker
  10. We hit and we kept on hitting; we were allowed to be what we were, frightened and vengeful -” little animals, clawing at what we needed. – Justin Torres
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  12. One tells as few lies as possible only by telling as few lies as possible and not by having the least possible opportunity to do so. – Franz Kafka
  13. Still, the painful death of that unicorn had been satisfying to watch – Bruce Coville
  14. When a unicorn is slain, men have destroyed again the image of beauty that they seek. – Nicholas Stuart Gray
  15. The last unicorn lived in a lilac wood, and she lived all alone. – Peter S Beagle
  16. But what use is the unicorn to you if your intellect doesn’t believe in it? – Umberto Eco
  17. We were born in the ’70s, back when twins were rare, a bit magical: cousins of the unicorn, siblings of the elves. – Gillian Flynn
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  19. It’s mind-blowing and delicious and betterthan finding a pot of gold, a unicorn, and a leprechaun who shits diamonds atthe end of a rainbow. – Tara Sivec
  20. You could make friends with a possessed unicorn, couldn’t you?--œProbably so. We both fart rainbows. – Jamie Farrell
  21. Every time you tell a lie an angel punches a unicorn in the face with a kitten. – Dave Turner
  22. My whole day has been a unicorn ride through a field of rainbows – Natalie D Richards
  23. He is a unicorn. I want to gently capture him and bring him back to my lab for research. – Amanda Mosher
  24. Show me a writer that doesn’t use their craft as a coping mechanism and I’ll show you my unicorn. – Angelina Assanti
  25. What is it? Tens, I can see the stick up your arse from here. I’m dying remember? Dying people don’t have time for silly moods – Amber Kizer
  26. I don’t see what my arse has to do with enchantings! – Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra
  27. I thought the fart was a human thing. It’s something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever. – Karl Pilkington
  28. Dad instantly set out his stall:he wanted a big dog, a ‘man dog’,a dog that if it was human would enjoy a pint and stare at the barmaid’s arse – Alan Carr
  29. A despairing arse will never produce a happy fart. – Frater UD
  30. Pete couldn’t believe how sanctimonious somebody could be just because they’d once had a soldering iron stuck up their arse. – Alexei Sayle
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  32. The Devil has all the best tunes? My arse! Metalville just got a new sheriff. – Mark Rice
  33. Religion and nationalism? I defecate on the altar of religious conviction, and wipe my arse on the flag of national pride. – Ian Martin
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  35. I kicked your arse and handed it to you like a hat. – Suzanne M Sabol
  36. What an almighty balls-up. Who snorts a wasp? No sane person snorts a live wasp. It’s like putting your hand up a tiger’s arse. – Egg – Jamie Scallion
  37. Ophelia was beating some poor underling for not knowing her arse from the sparse collection of cells between her ears. – Molly Harper
  38. Why, oh why was I standing entranced when I should have been releasing my inner she wolf on his arse? – Lilly James
  39. One who protects himself from negative thoughts protects himself from negative outcomes. – Matshona Dhliwayo
  40. I would make a HORRIBLE outlaw. I can plan the crime perfectly, but I’d also need to plan the outcomes to make it work. – Michelle M Pillow

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