Merlin’s pants!
– JK Rowling
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- Now it was just the three of us: the leader, the warrior, and the kid about to wet his pants. Guess who I was. – DJ MacHale
- Some vampires wouldn’t react if you shoved a rosary down their pants, though I wouldn’t recommend testing the theory. – Molly Harper
- The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. – Kendare Blake
- Irritatingly angry people have no sense of humor when wearing their -œangry pants. – Cathy Burnham Martin
- Had that poor Reilly kook really been proud of Levy Pants? He had always said that he was. That was one good sign of his insanity. – John Kennedy Toole
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- Brought to you by The Corporation: In your homes and in your pants. – Libba Bray
- Your mission statement outlines why your company exists. It doesn’t have to be all fancy-pants, just a clear statement of what you do. – Amber Hurdle
- …that in spite of living in a mansion an American is not above wearing a pair of secondhand pants, bought for fifty cents. – Jhumpa Lahiri
- Hi honey, I’m home! Take your pants off!- Wesley announced. He kissed my cheek as he passed me and put his lunch container in the sink. – JM Colail
- The MistakeHe left his pants upon a chair:She was a widow, so she said:But he was apprehended, bare,By one who rose up from the dead. – Theodore Roethke
- It doesn’t matter what you’ve got in your pants if there is nothing in your brain to connect it to. – Paul Joannides
- I really don’t know how he does it. How he can take any situation and seduce its pants off. It’s a talent really. – Kathey Gray
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- Look at the ex-demon with his big boy pants on now. – Rob Thurman
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- Nothing woke up a man as quickly in the morning as a scorpion in his pants. – Dana Marton
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- You never know what you will find in your pants! – Ken Poirot
- If an angry bull is running toward you, and your pants become wet despite holding the red cloth, make sure the other side of the cloth is white. – Waheed Ibne Musa
- I wear the writer pants in the family. – Buffy Andrews
- I’m here for your pants and shoes. – Robin Bielman
- He removed his unvaluable valuables and dumped his shirt, pants, and skivvies into a letter slot. – Stephen King
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- There was something about the man that was throwing her right off, and it had everything to do with the boner in his pants. – Rosanna Leo
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- You’re the only person I’ve ever met who can stand a bookstore as long as I can. A smarty-pants, the kind you don’t find every day. – Junot Daz
- But as an escort it’s our duty to hold their attention and play with their heads. The one between their ears and the one in their pants. – SK Logsdon
- I guessed princesses-in-training didn’t wear pants. – Kiera C
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- I had lied so much lately that I was honestly surprised my pants weren’t literally made of fire. – Michelle Rowen
- Susan had told him once that bravery was when you wanted to pee your pants, but you kept fighting – Dan Krokos
- No, but it’s your reality now. Put on your big-boy pants and deal with it. – Tielle St Clare
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- Cause I lit him on fire,- I shrugged and brushed dust from my pants. – Amanda Hocking
- Under the influence, I am easily influenced. I try to keep my pants on, but some things are easier said than done. – Kris Kidd