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An alibi is one alliterative consonant short of being a magic carpet

An alibi is one alliterative consonant short of being a magic carpet
– Josh Stern

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  26. Sure I eat my feelings, but I save the emotional roller coaster for dessert – Josh Stern
  27. If you love somebody set them free- it also works equally well if you hate somebody – Josh Stern
  28. To err is human, to accept full responsibility is to just run with it – Josh Stern
  29. If bliss are a type of potato, then ignorance can be french-fried – Josh Stern
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