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You didn't make her sue you, even if you did punch her at that wedding.

You didn’t make her sue you, even if you did punch her at that wedding.
– Kathy Bryson

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  10. It was a sign of how worried and confused I was that I wasn’t completely distracted by the sight of his powerful thighs flexed in front of me. – Kathy Bryson
  11. Jinx, I know you just lost your grandfather, but you straighten out your tone right now or I will smack you one! – Kathy Bryson
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  14. You could have agreed to disagree,- Megan argued. -œThen you could kiss and make up. That could be fun. – Kathy Bryson
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  16. That’s not Eire. Everyone always thinks that, but we’re not shamrocks and wee men. You should know the difference. – Kathy Bryson
  17. Everyone helping out was supposed to make me feel better, but it actually made me feel more like a screw up. – Kathy Bryson
  18. Now, where had I heard drinking and brawling before? Oh right, Ashley’s father. Well, I wasn’t doing that again. – Kathy Bryson
  19. That was one tiny trailer when both girls wanted to watch TV or use the computer or the bathroom at the same time. – Kathy Bryson
  20. Nothing good can come from a crack of dawn meeting on a Monday morning. – Kathy Bryson Fighting Mad
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  22. Take some advice from an old farmer. You’re in business now. Take the money. You’d be amazed at how many don’t want to pay. – Kathy Bryson
  23. My inner bitch could handle this peon without even breaking a sweat. – Kathy Bryson
  24. Everything you’re telling me was just a story, and now it’s real. – Kathy Bryson
  25. A leprechaun did not just kill off my car in a hailstorm. – Kathy Bryson
  26. Grabbing someone’s ass doesn’t count as capturing them! – Kathy Bryson
  27. Oh, you’re hardly one to talk. Look where ogling a man got you. – Kathy Bryson
  28. Are you trying to seduce me or trick me? – Kathy Bryson
  29. No one ever said you can’t have world dominance and a little romance too. – Kathy Bryson
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  31. Don’t pinch that guy’s ass. He’s a leprechaun. – Kathy Bryson
  32. She caught you. Therefore she gets your treasure. – Kathy Bryson
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