The definition of ‘Employment’ by an employer, and, that by an employee, are seldom the same.
– Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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- The definition of ‘Employment’ by an employer, and, that by an employee, are seldom the same. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- What to wear: An employee chooses. How to dress: His employer chose. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- Retirement is a stage where an employer discards an employee that he cannot exploit further. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- An employee is sheep. His employer is the shepherd. His salary is grass. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- Employment frees man from the nightmare of unemployment, while it chains him to his employer’s dream. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- Employment is the exploitation of the employer’s courage, and, the employed’s fear of failure. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- To some people, employment is a distraction. To all entertainers, distraction is employment. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- My ego is my employee -“ and I, the witness, am its employer. – Dana Gore
- Job tip: If you were the employer, what kind of person would you most desire as an employee? Be that person. – Ziad K Abdelnour
- A salary is, to a man’s employer, what his wife’s ?????? is to his wife: a tool used to (1) reward; and (2) control him. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- An employer’s fart is music to his employees’ ears. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- When you’re under employment, you are not working in the area of your calling but rather helping to fulfill your employer’s – Sunday Adelaja
- A salary is a tax employers pay, every four weeks, for putting an employee’s dream on hold. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- An ‘Employee of the Month’ is a titled given to someone who best helped someone else actualize their dream-”in that particular month. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- *Employee* is a label given to a creature that could not hold on to its dream. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- Thanks to his salary, an employee is free to eat whatever, wherever. However, because of his job, he is not free to eat whenever. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- Retirement is the menopause of an employee’s mind and hands. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- School is a factory where the raw material called student is turned into a product called employee. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- A promotion is an illusionary solution out of an indebted employee’s pit of debt. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- Weekends are an employee’s parole. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee’s smoke break. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- Give a typical employee a million, and, he is most likely to use the money to print his CV on fancier paper. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- Civilization transformed man from a food gatherer to a gatherer of pieces of paper: diplomas, employment contracts, money, etc. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- Employment was invented to make education seem useful. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- Employment is slavery. Workers merely have a choice over where to serve their daily eight-hour sentence. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- Self-employment killed the weekend. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- Literacy makes man a victim of advertising. Education makes him a victim of employment. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- If employment really cared about employees, people wouldn’t have to work until retirement comes to their rescue. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- A diploma is a piece of paper that is used to acquire another piece of paper: an employment contract. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- Wealth seldom fails to breed the fear of poverty. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- The reason that man is seldom satisfied with his salary is that when it increases, he increases his expenses. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- A model’s opinion seldom matters. The only time that he is required to open his mouth is when he is required to smile at the camera. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- School overpopulates students’ minds with too much of what happened yesterday; seldom with what the students can do today, or, tomorrow. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- Seldom do we think about how seldom we think. – David C Alves
- Anarcho-capitalism is not by definition libertarian. It is rather a prediction, not a definition. – David D Friedman
- …if good is defined as something else, it is then impossible either to prove that any other definition is wrong or even to deny such definition. – GE Moore
- Never take lightly that becoming an employer puts another person’s ability to provide for their life in your hands. – Amber Hurdle
- The smart employer looks not for perfection but for an explanation of how the consequences of a dishonorable act affected the candidate and others. – Bruce Weinstein
- A strong work ethic is a form of accountability, because it involves keeping a promise to one’s employer. It is not the same thing as workaholism. – Bruce Weinstein