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Give a typical employee a million, and, he is most likely to use the money to print his CV on fancier paper.

Give a typical employee a million, and, he is most likely to use the money to print his CV on fancier paper.
– Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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  1. Thanks to his salary, an employee is free to eat whatever, wherever. However, because of his job, he is not free to eat whenever. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  2. An employee is sheep. His employer is the shepherd. His salary is grass. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  3. A diploma is a piece of paper that is used to acquire another piece of paper: an employment contract. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  4. What to wear: An employee chooses. How to dress: His employer chose. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  5. Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  6. I need words and print… I need print like an addict. I could live without it, perhaps. But I hope I never have to try. – Margaret Drabble
  7. The large print giveth and the small print taketh away. – Tom Waits
  8. The big print giveth and the fine print taketh away. – Fulton J Sheen
  9. Civilization transformed man from a food gatherer to a gatherer of pieces of paper: diplomas, employment contracts, money, etc. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  10. A salary is a tax employers pay, every four weeks, for putting an employee’s dream on hold. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  11. An ‘Employee of the Month’ is a titled given to someone who best helped someone else actualize their dream-”in that particular month. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  12. *Employee* is a label given to a creature that could not hold on to its dream. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  13. The definition of ‘Employment’ by an employer, and, that by an employee, are seldom the same. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  14. The definition of ‘Employment’ by an employer, and, that by an employee, are seldom the same. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  15. Retirement is the menopause of an employee’s mind and hands. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  16. School is a factory where the raw material called student is turned into a product called employee. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  17. A promotion is an illusionary solution out of an indebted employee’s pit of debt. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  18. Weekends are an employee’s parole. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  19. Retirement is a stage where an employer discards an employee that he cannot exploit further. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  20. Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee’s smoke break. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  21. Never sacrifice your children for the bigger house, fancier car or the ‘better life’. The price you pay is hefty and non-refundable in the end. – Sotero M Lopez II
  22. -¦secondhand bookstores have pilgrims. The words out of print are a call to arms for those who seek a Holy Grail made of paper and ink. – Kathleen Tessaro
  23. One of the problems with being a writer is that all of your idiocies are still in print somewhere. I strongly support paper recycling. – PJ ORourke
  24. The orange flames waved at the crowd as paper and print dissolved inside them. Burning words were torn from their sentences. – Markus Zusak
  25. Shelfie App – Get free and discounted Ebooks of your print or paper books – iOS & Android – Shelfie
  26. Poor, harmless paper, that might have gone to print a Shakespeare on, and was instead so clumsily defaced with nonsense. – Robert Louis Stevenson
  27. Rich men use most of their money to get richer. Poor men use most of their money to look richer. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  28. A slice of bread eaten is a million times more nourishing than a loaf of bread imagined. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  29. The fact that you have just buried your parent or parents and/or sibling or siblings does not make you less likely to die today. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  30. To take away a man’s sanity, answer all his prayers and solve all his problems. Or give him everything and everyone he wants. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  31. Some kid asked what a dilemma is. And I replied: When a starving man has to choose between a plate of food, and, a roll of toilet paper. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  32. Money, money, money! I think about money morning, noon and night! I dare say it’s mercenary of me, but there it is – Agatha Christie
  33. If you want to make a million you don’t have to understand money, what you have to understand is people’s fears about money – William Gaddis
  34. People who want to make a million borrow a million first – Sophie Kinsella
  35. If you sing to one person as if you’re singing to a million, you will soon have an audience of a million. – Matshona Dhliwayo
  36. Either you create million excuses or you create million rupees. But you cannot create both. – Abhishek Kumar
  37. You don´t need a million dollar business, you just need a million dollar team. – Alin Sav
  38. The ecstasy of seeing her versus the agony of losing her, a million births and a million deaths. – David Whitehouse
  39. I just want you to know that I love you with everything I am-”a million times a million and to the moon and back. – Laura Miller
  40. That will be so amusing! You will have five hundred million little bells,and I shall have five hundred million springs of fresh water… – Antoine de SaintExupry

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