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A lot of people are alive because I shed too much hair to get away with murder.

A lot of people are alive because I shed too much hair to get away with murder.
– Darynda Jones

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  3. Shed the tears.Shed the blame and guilt too.So that your heart mends and heals. – Khang Kijarro Nguyen
  4. My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me. – Darynda Jones
  5. If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable. – Darynda Jones
  6. Paperwork wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for all the paper. And the work. – Darynda Jones
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  8. There are very few personal problems that can’t be solved with a suitable application of high explosives. – Darynda Jones
  9. For the first time in my life, I was in a shoot-out. A real, honest-to-goodness shoot-out with a bad guy. And, apparently, we both sucked. – Darynda Jones
  10. Since I had a soft spot for zombies and my curiosity was killing me, I opted for plan Z. – Darynda Jones
  11. LIKE THE SUICIDAL RACCOON, I, TOO, WILL ???? UP YOUR ALIGNMENT IF YOU RUN ME OVER. – T-shirt – Darynda Jones
  12. I’m currently unsupervised It frisks me out too but the possibilities are endless – Darynda Jones
  13. If he didn’t hate me so much and he wasn’t an evil supernatural being, I’d be on him like black on Cookie’s toast.That woman could not make toast. – Darynda Jones
  14. Why do you suppose I’m here?- I asked him. Angel. A thirteen-year-old departed gangbanger. -œJust ’cause you’re supposed to be, I guess. – Darynda Jones
  15. I sort of got off on making bad guys sweat. Which was not unlike my love of making good guys sweat, just by very different means. – Darynda Jones
  16. He had threatened my parents. I had to remember that. Still, it was really hard to stay mad at a wounded naked man. – Darynda Jones
  17. Men were weird. Especially men made of tempered steel and fire and perpetual darkness. Or men with ?????es. Either way – Darynda Jones
  18. He turned the corner and flipped me off at the same time. See? Men could multitask. I was so proud of him. – Darynda Jones
  19. Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management cl???, but the instructor pissed me off. – Darynda Jones
  20. If I couldn’t be a good example, I’d just have to be a horrible warning. – Darynda Jones
  21. The woman eyed Ubie a moment before grabbing a pen and writing down the dates I had. Ubie eyed her back. Sparks flew. – Darynda Jones
  22. I stop fighting my inner demons. We’re on the same side now. T-shirt – Darynda Jones
  23. The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of -œless is more. – Darynda Jones
  24. Never wait for your muse. Train him/her to show up to work when you do by pushing on. It’s a dominant submission thing. – Darynda Jones
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  26. You know?- he asked.-œYes. I know what I am.--œYou -“ you do?--œI’m a time traveler. – Darynda Jones
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  28. Developing your voice takes… time and practice. – Darynda Jones
  29. There is a difference between fresh and weird. You never want to throw your reader out of the story. Keep it fresh but natural. – Darynda Jones
  30. And as your writing evolves, what you need and get from it evolves. – Darynda Jones
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  33. All our ancestors were murdered, murderers, complicit to murder, or combating murder. – Lucy Knisley
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  35. Through violence you may murder the hater, but you cannot murder hate. – Martin Luther King Jr
  36. Anyone who remains silent in the face of murder is an accomplice to murder. Anyone who does not condemn approves. – Zofia KossakSzczucka
  37. Could he be prosecuted for murder? Cause of death: broken heart. Murder weapon: words laced with bullshit. – Julie Prestsater
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  39. The time will come when men such as I will look upon the murder of animals as they now look on the murder of men. – Dmitry Merezhkovsky
  40. Murder is murder,as much a curse to the slayer as to the slain, and cannot be a matter of indifference, whoever the dead may be. – Ellis Peters

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