LIKE THE SUICIDAL RACCOON, I, TOO, WILL ???? UP YOUR ALIGNMENT IF YOU RUN ME OVER. – T-shirt
– Darynda Jones
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- I stop fighting my inner demons. We’re on the same side now. T-shirt – Darynda Jones
- I glance down his body. He’s still wearing his shorts and his shirt, and I still have my T-shirt on. Jeez– talk about wham, bam, thank you ma’am. – EL James
- What’s he doing here anyway? And where is his shirt? I take a quick glance and swallow hard. Never Mind. The shirt can stay gone. – Jami Wagner
- My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me. – Darynda Jones
- If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable. – Darynda Jones
- Paperwork wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for all the paper. And the work. – Darynda Jones
- He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought. – Darynda Jones
- There are very few personal problems that can’t be solved with a suitable application of high explosives. – Darynda Jones
- For the first time in my life, I was in a shoot-out. A real, honest-to-goodness shoot-out with a bad guy. And, apparently, we both sucked. – Darynda Jones
- Since I had a soft spot for zombies and my curiosity was killing me, I opted for plan Z. – Darynda Jones
- I’m currently unsupervised It frisks me out too but the possibilities are endless – Darynda Jones
- If he didn’t hate me so much and he wasn’t an evil supernatural being, I’d be on him like black on Cookie’s toast.That woman could not make toast. – Darynda Jones
- Why do you suppose I’m here?- I asked him. Angel. A thirteen-year-old departed gangbanger. -œJust ’cause you’re supposed to be, I guess. – Darynda Jones
- I sort of got off on making bad guys sweat. Which was not unlike my love of making good guys sweat, just by very different means. – Darynda Jones
- He had threatened my parents. I had to remember that. Still, it was really hard to stay mad at a wounded naked man. – Darynda Jones
- Men were weird. Especially men made of tempered steel and fire and perpetual darkness. Or men with ?????es. Either way – Darynda Jones
- He turned the corner and flipped me off at the same time. See? Men could multitask. I was so proud of him. – Darynda Jones
- Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management cl???, but the instructor pissed me off. – Darynda Jones
- If I couldn’t be a good example, I’d just have to be a horrible warning. – Darynda Jones
- The woman eyed Ubie a moment before grabbing a pen and writing down the dates I had. Ubie eyed her back. Sparks flew. – Darynda Jones
- A lot of people are alive because I shed too much hair to get away with murder. – Darynda Jones
- The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of -œless is more. – Darynda Jones
- Never wait for your muse. Train him/her to show up to work when you do by pushing on. It’s a dominant submission thing. – Darynda Jones
- Never wait for your muse. Train him/her to show up to work when you do by pushing on. It’s a dominant submission thing. – Darynda Jones
- You know?- he asked.-œYes. I know what I am.--œYou -“ you do?--œI’m a time traveler. – Darynda Jones
- I am apparently the complete opposite of a sociopath. (Seriously. I took a test.) WHEW! -ª#-Ždodgedabullet-¬ – Darynda Jones
- Developing your voice takes… time and practice. – Darynda Jones
- There is a difference between fresh and weird. You never want to throw your reader out of the story. Keep it fresh but natural. – Darynda Jones
- And as your writing evolves, what you need and get from it evolves. – Darynda Jones
- I’d run. But maybe you can’t run. Think of that, too.’ His yellow eyes seemed to look inward, and he sounded tired. ‘Sometimes you can’t run. – Robert Jordan
- This is not about going back. This is about life being ahead of you and you run at it! Because you never know how far you can run unless you run. – Penny Chenery Secretariat
- No…No…We don’t walk away but when we’re holding on to something precious we run. We run away. We run as fast as we can. – The Doctor
- The depressed and the suicidal are often lonely and inhibited. Discussions of inhibition in this context usually emphasize fear of rejection. – David L Conroy
- My love is toxic and you’re suicidal. – Ahmed Mostafa
- Seemingly suicidal, it’s not. I never wanted to live. I wanted to be happy. Living was always accidental. – Darnell Lamont Walker
- The suicidal lead shame-drenched lives. – David L Conroy
- How much can you really trust the promise of a suicidal father? – Ruth Ozeki
- apart from being suicidal I’m fine – jack harries
- It would be very heard, for example, a basketball owner, no matter how racist he was, to try to operate without Blacks. It would be suicidal. – Thomas Sowell
- The greater the time of grief or stress the greater reason we have to be in alignment with peace. – Alaric Hutchinson