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Don't pinch that guy's ass. He's a leprechaun.

Don’t pinch that guy’s ass. He’s a leprechaun.
– Kathy Bryson

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  1. A leprechaun did not just kill off my car in a hailstorm. – Kathy Bryson
  2. Just because it looks like a leprechaun and talks like a leprechaun, it doesn’t mean it can’t act like the little ????ing demon it is. – NL Gervasio
  3. I’m an ???,- the voice on the phone said. -œA complete and total ass. – Kathy Bryson
  4. Grabbing someone’s ass doesn’t count as capturing them! – Kathy Bryson
  5. I heard -˜naked’ and -˜full of hot air.’ I try not to let that be my first impression of anyone. – Kathy Bryson
  6. I am always a perfect gentleman. If you ever want me to not be a perfect gentlemen, you’ll have to ask and not be crying when you do. – Kathy Bryson
  7. You are never to drive like that,- I told them. -œEven if you are ever wealthy enough to own a Jaguar. – Kathy Bryson
  8. How would we get corporate sponsorship if we were just a bunch of thugs? – Kathy Bryson
  9. I love the man,- Megan said as she took a seat, -œbut honestly he needs to learn when not to agree with me. – Kathy Bryson
  10. It was a sign of how worried and confused I was that I wasn’t completely distracted by the sight of his powerful thighs flexed in front of me. – Kathy Bryson
  11. Jinx, I know you just lost your grandfather, but you straighten out your tone right now or I will smack you one! – Kathy Bryson
  12. Ah, that’s just sean nós singing and dancing. Something to do around the pub of an evening. – Kathy Bryson
  13. No, really,- she said. -œWe get it. Sometimes the guy just makes you crazy, even if you do love him. – Kathy Bryson
  14. You could have agreed to disagree,- Megan argued. -œThen you could kiss and make up. That could be fun. – Kathy Bryson
  15. You can’t have it both ways. Either I’m Irish and can talk, or I’m a man and I can’t. – Kathy Bryson
  16. That’s not Eire. Everyone always thinks that, but we’re not shamrocks and wee men. You should know the difference. – Kathy Bryson
  17. Everyone helping out was supposed to make me feel better, but it actually made me feel more like a screw up. – Kathy Bryson
  18. Now, where had I heard drinking and brawling before? Oh right, Ashley’s father. Well, I wasn’t doing that again. – Kathy Bryson
  19. That was one tiny trailer when both girls wanted to watch TV or use the computer or the bathroom at the same time. – Kathy Bryson
  20. Nothing good can come from a crack of dawn meeting on a Monday morning. – Kathy Bryson Fighting Mad
  21. It was easy to imagine he’d just rolled out of bed and then it was easy to imagine him in bed and I wasn’t going there. – Kathy Bryson
  22. Take some advice from an old farmer. You’re in business now. Take the money. You’d be amazed at how many don’t want to pay. – Kathy Bryson
  23. My inner bitch could handle this peon without even breaking a sweat. – Kathy Bryson
  24. Everything you’re telling me was just a story, and now it’s real. – Kathy Bryson
  25. Oh, you’re hardly one to talk. Look where ogling a man got you. – Kathy Bryson
  26. You didn’t make her sue you, even if you did punch her at that wedding. – Kathy Bryson
  27. Are you trying to seduce me or trick me? – Kathy Bryson
  28. No one ever said you can’t have world dominance and a little romance too. – Kathy Bryson
  29. It was never just about the money. – Kathy Bryson
  30. She caught you. Therefore she gets your treasure. – Kathy Bryson
  31. It’s mind-blowing and delicious and betterthan finding a pot of gold, a unicorn, and a leprechaun who shits diamonds atthe end of a rainbow. – Tara Sivec
  32. You know how it is – some hot guys don’t make your hormones go crazy, while some unattractive guys have massive sex appeal. This guy had it all. – Sylvia Day
  33. I sort of got off on making bad guys sweat. Which was not unlike my love of making good guys sweat, just by very different means. – Darynda Jones
  34. Guys don’t want women with good taste, guys want women who taste good. – Sheryl J Anderson
  35. There are no good guys or bad guys. Not really – Samantha Hunt
  36. Nice guys finish last but bad guys don’t finish at all. – Matshona Dhliwayo
  37. We aren’t the good guys, Anita. We’re the necessary guys. -Edward – Laurell K Hamilton
  38. At the very leadt, we can grab Monica and hustle her skanky ass back to her dad wile you brave, strong menfolk hold off the bad guys. Right? – Rachel Caine
  39. Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  40. I am so tired of begging your sorry ???, chasing your sorry ass down, tying your sorry ass up. ~ Mercy – Lucian Bane

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