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I am apparently the complete opposite of a sociopath. (Seriously. I took a test.) WHEW! -ª#-Ždodgedabullet-¬

I am apparently the complete opposite of a sociopath. (Seriously. I took a test.) WHEW! -ª#-Ždodgedabullet-¬
– Darynda Jones

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  1. He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought. – Darynda Jones
  2. For the first time in my life, I was in a shoot-out. A real, honest-to-goodness shoot-out with a bad guy. And, apparently, we both sucked. – Darynda Jones
  3. With fire we test gold, and with gold we test women, and with women we test men. – Eyden I
  4. Whew,’ he said, ‘I’m glad that’s over, Thomas. I’ve been feeling awfully bad about it.’ It was only too evident that he no longer did. – Graham Greene
  5. If you don’t take life seriously,Life will take you, seriously! – Ana Claudia Antunes
  6. Words are to be taken seriously. I try to take seriously acts of language. Words set things in motion. – Toni Cade Bambara
  7. The overriding reason why we should take other people’s cultures seriously is because God has taken ours seriously. – John RW Stott
  8. If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Congress? – Will Rogers
  9. Good is not the opposite of evil, joy is the opposite of evil. – Michael Ventura
  10. The opposite of play is not work-”the opposite of play is depression. – Brian SuttonSmith
  11. To the ordinary, opposite, means hatred. Every person sees themselves as love. To the extraordinary, opposite means opportunity. – Justin K McFarlane Beau
  12. Those that choose to walk in the light will experience light.Those that choose the opposite path create for themselves the opposite experience. – Molly Friedenfeld
  13. Some people think luxury is the opposite of poverty. It is not. It is the opposite of vulgarity. – Coco Chanel
  14. The opposite of Nazi is neither Republican nor Democrat, conservative or liberal. Totalitarianism’s diametric opposite of is Libertarianism. – AE Samaan
  15. I used to think the opposite of control was chaos. But it’s not. The opposite of control is surrender. – Erin Loechner
  16. My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me. – Darynda Jones
  17. If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable. – Darynda Jones
  18. Paperwork wouldn’t be so bad if it weren’t for all the paper. And the work. – Darynda Jones
  19. There are very few personal problems that can’t be solved with a suitable application of high explosives. – Darynda Jones
  20. Since I had a soft spot for zombies and my curiosity was killing me, I opted for plan Z. – Darynda Jones
  21. LIKE THE SUICIDAL RACCOON, I, TOO, WILL ???? UP YOUR ALIGNMENT IF YOU RUN ME OVER. – T-shirt – Darynda Jones
  22. I’m currently unsupervised It frisks me out too but the possibilities are endless – Darynda Jones
  23. If he didn’t hate me so much and he wasn’t an evil supernatural being, I’d be on him like black on Cookie’s toast.That woman could not make toast. – Darynda Jones
  24. Why do you suppose I’m here?- I asked him. Angel. A thirteen-year-old departed gangbanger. -œJust ’cause you’re supposed to be, I guess. – Darynda Jones
  25. I sort of got off on making bad guys sweat. Which was not unlike my love of making good guys sweat, just by very different means. – Darynda Jones
  26. He had threatened my parents. I had to remember that. Still, it was really hard to stay mad at a wounded naked man. – Darynda Jones
  27. Men were weird. Especially men made of tempered steel and fire and perpetual darkness. Or men with ?????es. Either way – Darynda Jones
  28. He turned the corner and flipped me off at the same time. See? Men could multitask. I was so proud of him. – Darynda Jones
  29. Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management cl???, but the instructor pissed me off. – Darynda Jones
  30. If I couldn’t be a good example, I’d just have to be a horrible warning. – Darynda Jones
  31. The woman eyed Ubie a moment before grabbing a pen and writing down the dates I had. Ubie eyed her back. Sparks flew. – Darynda Jones
  32. I stop fighting my inner demons. We’re on the same side now. T-shirt – Darynda Jones
  33. A lot of people are alive because I shed too much hair to get away with murder. – Darynda Jones
  34. The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of -œless is more. – Darynda Jones
  35. Never wait for your muse. Train him/her to show up to work when you do by pushing on. It’s a dominant submission thing. – Darynda Jones
  36. Never wait for your muse. Train him/her to show up to work when you do by pushing on. It’s a dominant submission thing. – Darynda Jones
  37. You know?- he asked.-œYes. I know what I am.--œYou -“ you do?--œI’m a time traveler. – Darynda Jones
  38. Developing your voice takes… time and practice. – Darynda Jones
  39. There is a difference between fresh and weird. You never want to throw your reader out of the story. Keep it fresh but natural. – Darynda Jones
  40. And as your writing evolves, what you need and get from it evolves. – Darynda Jones

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