If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
– Erma Bombeck
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- [Books are] vital to learning. Half the population don’t go to football matches but that doesn’t make football any less important. – John Sutherland
- Loretta started belting out a song: -œRow, row, row your boat, sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G ! – Joel N Ross
- Those who row the boat don’t have time to rock it while those who rock it don’t have time to row it. – Orrin Woodward
- Not only the artist watches his art with admiration but his art also watches his artist with admiration! – Mehmet Murat ildan
- A friend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat. – Erma Bombeck
- It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else. – Erma Bombeck
- Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery. – Erma Bombeck
- When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he’s doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911. – Erma Bombeck
- All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. – Erma Bombeck
- I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. – Erma Bombeck
- Did you ever notice that the first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone? – Erma Bombeck
- Don’t worry about who doesn’t like you, who has more, or who’s doing what. – Erma Bombeck
- Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma Bombeck
- One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip. – Erma Bombeck
- Housework, if you do it right, will kill you. – Erma Bombeck – Lynn Kellan
- It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows – Erma Bombeck
- Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the ‘Titanic’ who waved off the dessert cart. – Erma Bombeck
- Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. – Erma Bombeck
- I come from a home where gravy is a beverage. – Erma Bombeck
- Grandparenthood is one of life’s rewards for surviving your own children. – Erma Bombeck
- There was a time when the one singular thing that held a marriage together was the threat of getting the kids. – Erma Bombeck
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- Games? War is not a game, my friend. Games are for small children and old men like me. War is a young man’s blighted delight – Renee Ahdieh
- It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it’s fun and games you can’t see anymore. – James Hetfield
- Politics doesn’t mean playing deceitful and trickery games against the people, it means playing resourceful and organized games for the people. – Amit Kalantri
- There are three things I love, three things I spend time with, three things I treat alike: family; friends; and books. – Ogwo David Emenike
- There’s a little trick called the Rule of Three: if you use any three of the five senses, it will make the scene immediately three-dimensional. – Diana Gabaldon
- Three quarters of faith is boldness.Three quarters of wisdom is intelligence.Three quarters of love is kindness. – Matshona Dhliwayo
- Insane people — psychologically defined, not legally define — are not in touch with reality. – Philip K
- A rumor is usually a lie that the media can legally profit from. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
- Many of us wake up at the age of 40 one day, dreading going to work because we were forced to pick a career before we could legally buy a beer. – Dave Shepp
- Personal Responsibility is something that you should do because it is morally right, legally required, etc. – Sunday Adelaja
- So if you choose me, then you have declared me more special to you than anyone else, because only one man can have that honor. – Zack Love
- I want a man who watches me walk away. – Michael Gilbert
- Not only the dead are dead but also those who are deprived of their freedoms are also dead! – Mehmet Murat ildan
- And it occurs to me that there’s no real difference between us, the living and the dead; it’s just a matter of tense: past-dead and future-dead – Rick Yancey
- Don’t cry for the dead, for the dead is deaf, dumb, blind, lame, unemotional and dead. – Michael Bassey Johnson
- Everything at some point has been declared the root of all evil. – Criss Jami