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Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.

Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.
– Erma Bombeck

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  23. Where is our gift?Inside our heartWhat is our purpose?To open our heart and start giving our gift away – Roxana Jones
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  39. The fastest and cheapest way to eradicate poverty is not by giving food but by giving hope, love, and education. – Debasish Mridha
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