I come from a home where gravy is a beverage.
– Erma Bombeck
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- Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: Frequently there must be a beverage. – Woody Allen
- I pound on the gl???, screaming my head off. Everyone ignores me except for some Capitol attendant who appears behind me and offers me a beverage. – Suzanne Collins
- They didn’t even had the authority to choose an alcoholic beverage. They couldn’t be deciding who deserved to live or die. – Maggie Stiefvater
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- When you are a child at home alone, you’re afraid someone might come; when you are old and at home alone, you’re afraid no one will come. – Ljupka Cvetanova
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- Madam, I have been looking for a person who disliked gravy all my life; let us swear eternal friendship. – Sydney Smith
- Prayer is the main dish. Everything else is gravy. – Jared Brock
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- Look at you. Riding the gravy train with biscuit wheels. – HL Sudler
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- Who you are and what you believe in is your real home, the only home no one can take from you, the only home that will last. – Adam Bagdasarian
- Home is neither here nor there. Home is within you, or home is nowhere at all. – Hermann Hesse
- Come on, it is a guest bedroom! If you want your guests to feel at home, they should be allowed to do whatever they do at home! – Daniele Lanzarotta
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- Is that what love is all about? Needing them to come back to you when they’re away? To come home and keep you safe? – Wally Lamb
- Wherever it is you make your home, there is always this other place, this other person, calling to you. Come to me. Come back. – Joyce Maynard
- A man can build a home but it needs a woman to run a home. – Amit Kalantri