Things change after you die, though- I guess because dying is about the lonliest thing you can do.
– Lauren Oliver
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- The world can’t die. Many generations have thought the world was dying. But it was only their world which was dying. – Tadeusz Konwicki
- This planet is dying. The human rase is killing it. …If the Earth dies, you die. If you die, the Earth survives. – Arthur Tofte
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her. – Oliver Oliver Reed
- Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him. – Oliver Oliver Reed
- Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white. – Oliver Oliver Reed
- Chuck Norris can divide by zero. – Oliver Oliver Reed
- Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg. – Oliver Oliver Reed
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order. – Oliver Oliver Reed
- For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one. – Oliver Oliver Reed
- Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye. – Oliver Oliver Reed
- When Chuck Norris calls 911 it’s to ask if everything is ok. – Oliver Oliver Reed
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, -œSorry, no professionals. – Oliver Oliver Reed
- If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they’d still be brother and sister. – Oliver Oliver Reed
- Yo Mama’s like mustard, she spreads easy. – Oliver Oliver Reed
- Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum. – Oliver Oliver Reed
- What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not everyone’s been on a 747. – Oliver Oliver Reed
- Yo Mama’s like a library, open to the public. – Oliver Oliver Reed
- Yo Mama’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman! – Oliver Oliver Reed
- Yo Mama’s so fat her ???? cheeks have different area codes. – Oliver Oliver Reed
- Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside. – Oliver Oliver Reed
- Nothing in life is guaranteed except change, but I guess that could change. – Brent M Jones
- Life went on, despite all the dying. – Oliver Ptzsch
- Death is never easy when you know the people doing the dying. – Oliver North
- Death is never easy when you know the people doing the dying. – Oliver North
- You are dead, you know!- he screeched delightedly, -œCome on Miss Wright! Die! Die! DIE! – William Axtell
- To die famous is the goal of the immortal. To die young is the goal of the healthy. To die memorably is the goal of the survivor. – Bauvard
- What is it? Tens, I can see the stick up your arse from here. I’m dying remember? Dying people don’t have time for silly moods – Amber Kizer
- I preached as never sure to preach again, and as a dying man to dying men. – Richard Baxter
- I am dying: it’s a beautiful word. Like the long slow sigh of the cello: dying. But the sound of it is the only beautiful thing about it. – Sonya Hartnett
- We are always dying, all the time. That’s what living is; living is dying, little by little. It is a sequenced collection of individualized deaths. – Chuck Klosterman
- Mankind thinks only of living because he is dying, and it is only in dying that he gains his freedom to live – Judy Azar LeBlanc
- I wasn’t dying alone. My beloved was dying with me. – Jannat Bhat
- I am dying: it’s a beautiful word. Like the long slow sigh of a cello: dying. But the sound of it is the only beautiful thing about it. – Sonya Hartnett
- Do you think I lie to you?No.But you think I might lie to you about dying.Yes.Okay. I might. But we’re not dying.Okay. – Cormac McCarthy
- Dying is something else. Dying is different to good and bad. – Clarice Lispector
- Everyone’s dying, Milcah. Some people are just dying sooner than others. – KK Hendin
- Though I had no respect for Jack Lewis, I respected the hole in his chest. He was dying, and you owe the dying your attention. – Carsten Jensen
- The Society wants us to be afraid of dying. But I’m not. I’m only afraid of dying wrong. – Ally Condie
- Dying in the line of duty is heroic, but dying while unemployed is just stupid. – Tsugumi Ohba