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One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.

One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.
– Erma Bombeck

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  2. Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. – Erma Bombeck
  3. It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows – Erma Bombeck
  4. I married my first husband for love, my second husband for adventure, and my third husband for laffs. – Carolyn V Hamilton
  5. A friend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat. – Erma Bombeck
  6. It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else. – Erma Bombeck
  7. Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery. – Erma Bombeck
  8. When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he’s doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911. – Erma Bombeck
  9. All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them. – Erma Bombeck
  10. I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. – Erma Bombeck
  11. If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. – Erma Bombeck
  12. Don’t worry about who doesn’t like you, who has more, or who’s doing what. – Erma Bombeck
  13. Housework, if you do it right, will kill you. – Erma Bombeck – Lynn Kellan
  14. Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the ‘Titanic’ who waved off the dessert cart. – Erma Bombeck
  15. The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. – Erma Bombeck
  16. Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. – Erma Bombeck
  17. I come from a home where gravy is a beverage. – Erma Bombeck
  18. Grandparenthood is one of life’s rewards for surviving your own children. – Erma Bombeck
  19. There was a time when the one singular thing that held a marriage together was the threat of getting the kids. – Erma Bombeck
  20. Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving. – Erma Bombeck
  21. Marriage is sacred intimacy. The husband must love, feed and care for the family. The wife must love, respect and submit to the husband. – Lailah Gifty Akita
  22. For those who have learned what suffering is early on, you have prepared ahead of the pack so that you can take care of the pack. – Donna Lynn Hope
  23. You leave home, I have learned, counting the trip day by day. If you ever get to return, you count the trip miracle by miracle. – Gregory Maguire
  24. For every guy who loves being a dad, there’s another who realizes too late that he’s created something his wife loves more than him. – Mark R Brand
  25. Great deeds begin in the mind,extraordinary deeds begin in the heart,and remarkable deeds begin in the soul. – Matshona Dhliwayo
  26. Ma? I think you have the spirit of husband-repelling. You are too hard, ma, you will not find a husband. But my pastor can destroy that spirit. – Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
  27. A righteous husband is a responsible husband. – Habeeb Akande
  28. Listen until you’re the smartest.Learn until you’re the wisest.Live until you’re the merriest.Love until you’re the kindest. – Matshona Dhliwayo
  29. No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. – Lin Yutang
  30. In the true married relationship, the independence of husband and wife will be equal, their dependence mutual, and their obligations reciprocal. – Lucretia Mott
  31. Livvy noted there seemed some communal feeling between the married: any wife could be faintly rude to anyone else’s husband. – Elizabeth Bowen
  32. As husband and wife, to have a happy life together, you must have confidence and respect, and you must have substantial agreement in your faith. – Billy Graham
  33. When a husband and wife are concerned only about their own individual desires, the stage is set for conflict. – Billy Graham
  34. Husband and wife, must complement each other. – Lailah Gifty Akita
  35. The terms `Husband’ and `Wife’ are inappropriate. They are only companions ad partners. One does not slave for other. They both have equal status. – Periyar EV Ramasamy
  36. I think poetry without metaphor is like husband and wife living in separate bedrooms. – Munia Khan
  37. How Many Marriages Would Be Better If the Husband and the Wife Clearly Understood That They’re On the Same Side? – Zig Ziglar
  38. Tell me about yourself.’ A strange thing for a husband to ask a wife. – Janet Mullany
  39. A husband and wife honor God when they love and honor each other. – Jim George
  40. Being a husband or a wife, is already a huge responsibility to shoulder, without adding in the expectations. – Norhafsah Hamid

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