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Yo Mama's so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
– Oliver Oliver Reed

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  20. Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside. – Oliver Oliver Reed
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  23. Her neck – a swan’s neck, gracious and gentle, her breasts – two mountainous guardians over the valley of her generous heart. – JY Tacheva
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  26. Man is but a reed, the weakest in nature, but he is a thinking reed. – Blaise Pascal
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