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Yo Mama's so old, her memory is in black and white.

Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.
– Oliver Oliver Reed

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  10. If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they’d still be brother and sister. – Oliver Oliver Reed
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  20. Black funeral dress. Black heels. Black headband in my hair. Death has a style all it’s own. I’m glad I don’t have to wear it very often. – Courtney C Stevens
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  39. First time I got the full sight of Shug Avery long black body with it black plum nipples, look like her mouth, I thought I had turned into a man – Alice Walker
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