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Yo Mama's so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
– Oliver Oliver Reed

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  5. You wanted to kill your father in order to be your father yourself. Now you are your father, but a dead father. – Sigmund Freud
  6. Kiss till you can’t kiss any more, kiss on the street in front of everyone, kiss as if each one were the last. – Ali Harris
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  8. Chuck Norris can divide by zero. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  9. Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  10. For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  11. When Chuck Norris calls 911 it’s to ask if everything is ok. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  12. If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they’d still be brother and sister. – Oliver Oliver Reed
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  15. What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not everyone’s been on a 747. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  16. Yo Mama’s like a library, open to the public. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  17. Yo Mama’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman! – Oliver Oliver Reed
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  20. when I drive the freeways I see the soul of humanity ofmy city and it’s ugly, ugly, ugly: the living have choked theheartaway. – Charles Bukowski
  21. This was a different kind of a kiss, not one that leads to something, but a hard, painful one.It was a goodbye kiss. – Penelope Ward
  22. They be like what’s the formula? I be like kiss the Son, kiss your worries goodbye. – Steven Chopade
  23. My first kiss. A new kind of kiss, like the new kind of music still playing, softly, in the distance – wild and arrhythmic, desperate. Passionate. – Lauren Oliver
  24. Man is but a reed, the weakest in nature, but he is a thinking reed. – Blaise Pascal
  25. Being smart takes patience. Being wise takes pain. Being apathetic takes practice. Being in love takes everything…away. – Dave Matthes
  26. He was her father after all. True, a father whose funeral rite she planned to dance at and toast with ale, but her father just the same. – GA Aiken
  27. I kiss her. I kiss her and kiss her. I try not to bite her lip. She tastes like vodkahoney. – Lidia Yuknavitch
  28. If you kiss her cheeks, she is your friend; if you kiss her lips, she is your lover; if you kiss her heart, she is your soul mate. – Matshona Dhliwayo
  29. Kat stood immobile and watched with pain, a kiss of passion, a kiss of desire; a kiss that could never be hers. – Kiki Archer
  30. Renounce poor work.Shun trivial work.Entertain respectable work.Welcome superior work.Honor transcendent work. – Matshona Dhliwayo
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  32. She’d found him. She’d helped him. She’d saved him. He was hers. And they’d taken him away, ripped him from her arms, literally. – Laura Kaye
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  35. Lincoln told a family friend that his father taught him to work, but never learned him to love it. – Richard Brookhiser
  36. Because I’m a monster, like my father before me and his father before him, and so on. There is no help for me. – Courtney Cole
  37. It takes courage to say goodbye. To stare at a thing lost and know it is gone forever. Some tears are iron forged. – Jay Kristoff
  38. War…is ugly and brutalizing, and the nobility is in doing it without becoming ugly and brutalizing. – Dana KramerRolls
  39. What every man should desire is an ugly woman with a beautiful heart, not a beautiful woman with an ugly heart. – Michael Bassey Johnson
  40. Cat hate reflects an ugly, stupid, loutish, bigoted spirit. There can be no compromise with this Ugly Spirit. – William S Burroughs

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