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Yo Mama's like a library, open to the public.

Yo Mama’s like a library, open to the public.
– Oliver Oliver Reed

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  1. Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  2. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  3. Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  4. Chuck Norris can divide by zero. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  5. Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  6. Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  7. For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  8. Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  9. When Chuck Norris calls 911 it’s to ask if everything is ok. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  10. Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, -œSorry, no professionals. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  11. If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they’d still be brother and sister. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  12. Yo Mama’s like mustard, she spreads easy. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  13. Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  14. What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not everyone’s been on a 747. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  15. Yo Mama’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman! – Oliver Oliver Reed
  16. Yo Mama’s so fat her ???? cheeks have different area codes. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  17. Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  18. When you have no real power, go public — really public. The public is where the real power is. – Elizabeth Warren
  19. When you have no real power, go public-”really public. The public is where the real power is. – Elizabeth Warren
  20. If you open your mind more than you open your mouth, you will open your world more than you open your doubt. – Robert J Braathe
  21. Man is but a reed, the weakest in nature, but he is a thinking reed. – Blaise Pascal
  22. When a library is open, no matter its size or shape, democracy is open, too. – Bill Moyers
  23. Society was the only threat to the sanctity of selfhood: an unpatroned library was an orderly library. – Reif Larsen
  24. I attempted briefly to consecrate myself in the public library, believing every crack in my soul could be chinked with a book. – Barbara Kingsolver
  25. The public library is where place and possibility meet. – Stuart Dybek
  26. In the meantime, there is not an hour to lose. I am about to visit the public library. – Jules Verne
  27. Slartibartfast’s study was a total mess, like the results of an explosion in a public library. – Douglas Adams
  28. Mamas are always crying about how one day they see you as a baby, and the next morning, they see you growed up. – Andrew Galasetti
  29. The books we read should be chosen with great care, that they may be, as an Egyptian king wrote over his library,’The medicines of the soul. – Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr
  30. Public sentiment is everything, said Lincoln. With public sentiment, nothing can fail. Without it, nothing can succeed. – Harold Holzer
  31. Public strengthens politics but politics weakens public. – Amit Kalantri
  32. When there’s a vacuum of public input, lobbyists usually fill it. But when there’s public input, the people usually win. – Morgan Carroll
  33. For Madison, on the other hand, -œa Public Debt is a Public curse,- and -œin a Representative Government greater than in any other.-26 – Joseph J Ellis
  34. His dad said if you did something wrong to someone in public, you ought to admit it in public, too. – Suzanne Collins
  35. It’s a police mantra that all members of the public are guilty of something, but some members of the public are more guilty than others. – Ben Aaronovitch
  36. In addition to an open heart and open mind, I also brought (to the small group Bible study) an open mouth. – John Kasich
  37. [Public] libraries should be open to all-”except the c – John F Kennedy
  38. The public personality of a leader is not what really matters. What he does out of the open stage really tells more about him than anything else. – Israelmore Ayivor
  39. I’d wear any of my private attire for the world to see. But I would rather have an open flesh wound than ever wear a band aid in public. – Lady Gaga
  40. Love can open like a flower out of even the hardest places. – Lauren Oliver

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