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What's the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not everyone's been on a 747.

What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not everyone’s been on a 747.
– Oliver Oliver Reed

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  26. Man is but a reed, the weakest in nature, but he is a thinking reed. – Blaise Pascal
  27. There should be as much difference between the worldling and the Christian, as between hell and heaven, between destruction and eternal life. – Charles Haddon Spurgeon
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