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Yo Mama's so fat, her ass has its own congressman!

Yo Mama’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman!
– Oliver Oliver Reed

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  1. Yo Mama’s so fat her ???? cheeks have different area codes. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  2. Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  3. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  4. Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  5. Chuck Norris can divide by zero. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  6. Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  7. Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  8. For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  9. Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  10. When Chuck Norris calls 911 it’s to ask if everything is ok. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  11. Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, -œSorry, no professionals. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  12. If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they’d still be brother and sister. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  13. Yo Mama’s like mustard, she spreads easy. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  14. Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  15. What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not everyone’s been on a 747. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  16. Yo Mama’s like a library, open to the public. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  17. Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside. – Oliver Oliver Reed
  18. He (Newt Gingrich as a freshman congressman) was both passionate about his goals and coldly analytical in his means. – Thomas E Mann
  19. A thin man can squeeze into a fat body, yet you can only squeeze a fat man to become thin – Benny Bellamacina
  20. It is not what you say, but how you say, that’s important. 99% Fat Free product seems more healthy than a product with 1% Fat. – Manoj Arora
  21. It is not what you say, but how you say, that’s important. 99% Fat Free product seems more healthy than a product with 1% Fat. – Manoj Arora
  22. Man is but a reed, the weakest in nature, but he is a thinking reed. – Blaise Pascal
  23. His father was an ass and he is an ass. I imagine sooner than I should like I shall be playing uncle to a litter of asses. – TA Miles
  24. is it a big ass firm or a big firm ass? – musa nganga
  25. Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass. – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
  26. The law is not an ass but a chameleon in ass skin: it turns deathly black when around blacks and pristine white when around whites – Agona Apell
  27. I am so tired of begging your sorry ???, chasing your sorry ass down, tying your sorry ass up. ~ Mercy – Lucian Bane
  28. Mamas are always crying about how one day they see you as a baby, and the next morning, they see you growed up. – Andrew Galasetti
  29. Every day is its own infinity, every hour, its own eternity, every minute, its own forever. – Shelly Crane
  30. Riley Blackthorne – kicking hell’s ass one demon at a time. – Jana Oliver
  31. I was its skin, its movement, its shape, its god, its creator, its destroyer. And you thought Dexter was bad. The Bridgeman arrives soon. – Catherine Astolfo
  32. Nothing before its time, son. Everything in its own time, to its own schedule. – Dean Koontz
  33. When I lifted up the skin, a fat kidney worm dripping with gore raised its bald, blind head and glared at me. – Steven Ramirez
  34. A song should stand on its own and on what a singer does with it. It shouldn’t need a lot of extra help to be good. – Oliver
  35. The only thing standing between her and her beautiful new home was her own silly insecurity and Matt Reed. – Samantha Chase
  36. I am beautifully on my own. I am free. At the end of the day, we should be our own heroes. Our own savers. Our own heroes. – Robert Black
  37. I personally like being unique. I like being my own person with my own style and my own opinions and my own toothbrush. – Ellen DeGeneres
  38. I am an art work in constant progress; I am my own canvas, my own colors, my own brushes and my own inspiration. – Efrat Cybulkiewicz
  39. Words have their own hierarchy, their own protocol, their own artistic titles, their own plebeian stigmas. – Jos Saramago
  40. Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. – Gwyneth Paltrow

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